The Funny Pages
The Funny Pages – Morgan Freeman, Incest At Its BEST!
By Lance Scurvin at January 31, 2012 | 2:25 AM | 0 Comment
What happened Morgan? You went to drop your step daughter off to the Day Care Center and thought you were in the nightclub with all of those young nubile chicks that were learning the ABC's! Come on man! There isn't ANY more...
The Funny Pages – Gingrich Chokes His Newt!
By Lance Scurvin at January 23, 2012 | 2:29 PM | 0 Comment
Newt Gingrich, whether you like him or not, is a man of many talents. But the mastery of his sexual appetites is not one of them,and even if he WERE to remotely have a shot at winning the Presidency of the United States, that would definitely be a surefire scandal somehow someway down the line! Think more...
The Funny Pages – Happy Birthday Martin?
By Lance Scurvin at January 15, 2012 | 11:12 AM | 0 Comment
What might Dr. Martin Luther King say if he could return to life and see the condition of Black people more...
The Funny Pages – Is New Destiny’s Paula White Fit To Lead The Flock?
By Lance Scurvin at January 8, 2012 | 12:07 PM | 0 Comment
The Funny Pages – Joe Paterno’s Locker Room Blowjob Confession!
By Lance Scurvin at November 10, 2011 | 5:57 PM | 0 Comment
Sometimes as human beings we have a way of spilling the truth long before what is hidden deep inside of us from the world comes to light for all of the world to see. After watching the madness transpire in the Pennsylvania State University Scandal and seeing the photo above, wouldn't you more...
The Funny Pages – Rush Limbaugh’s Herman Cain Confession!
By Lance Scurvin at November 3, 2011 | 2:36 PM | 0 Comment
A very interesting situation indeed! American politics at its best! Who needs wrestling or cable television when you can get just as much of a RUSH from good old Washington more...
The Funny Pages – Why Do Turkeys Love Bank Of America?
By Lance Scurvin at October 30, 2011 | 1:54 PM | 0 Comment
Maybe it's me or maybe I am imagining things....... First the banks get bailed out, now Bank Of America is charging a five dollar per month (sixty dollars per year!) debit card fee to their loyal customers as though things aren't bad enough for the common working woman and man in this country. I suggest that we stop giving these banks our more...
The Funny Pages – Is Tyler Perry Now Producing Porn Flicks?
By Lance Scurvin at October 25, 2011 | 2:37 AM | 2 Comments
Is that what it really comes down to now? To stoop to such a low level in order to get more butts in the seats to get paid? If this is the case and I think it is, all I can say is shame on you Tyler Perry! With all of the truly talented actresses out here who have sacrificed to learn their craft and put years in a game that is not always guaranteed to pay more...
The Funny Pages – Bernard Hopkins Rude Awakening!
By Lance Scurvin at October 18, 2011 | 6:30 AM | 0 Comment
This has definitely not been a good time period for the sport of boxing, first we had not too long ago the Floyd Mayweather-Victor Ortiz controversy and now we have the Bernard Hopkins-Chad Dawson ordeal! What gives? Whatever happened to those good old days when you would get those great championship boxing matches on television for free? Dang! I'm not blaming more...
The Funny Pages – Herman Cain Gets A Response From Michelle Obama On His “Black Experience” Comment!
By Lance Scurvin at October 17, 2011 | 2:34 PM | 0 Comment
Once again Herman Cain puts his foot in his mouth as the Republican Party puppet! Where will it ever more...
The Funny Pages – American Media Propaganda 101:
By Lance Scurvin at October 9, 2011 | 2:12 PM | 0 Comment
Things are not always what them more...
The Funny Pages – Conrad Murray: Confessions Of A Wanna-Be Pimp!
By Lance Scurvin at October 6, 2011 | 5:41 PM | 0 Comment
It seems to me as though there is the divine law of the letter "P." Politicians, Pastors and Physicians who are getting Paid all get caught up in the Pussy 'cause they were only thinking with their Penis and end up having to Pay dearly or go to Prison! Isn't it Pitiful? LOL! But isn't that the way it always appears to be? Here we have a damn "yes man" in more...
The Funny Pages – New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s Big Announcement!
By Lance Scurvin at October 1, 2011 | 7:00 AM | 0 Comment
I did this comical piece while watching the interview of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie during the Piers Morgan show on CNN. Out of all of the politicians that I ever observed, I really get the feeling that this man is authentic and a no nonsense "what you see is what you get" type of person. It was also very refreshing that he absolutely refused more...
The Funny Pages – Herman Cain’s Confessions Of A Token Negro!
By Lance Scurvin at September 29, 2011 | 3:03 PM | 0 Comment
This is going to be one very interesting race for the Presidency of the United States this go round! If you thought the outlandish comments that were made by the candidates and fanned by the media was off the chain back in 2008 were as bad as it could get, then buckle your seat belts for the ride of your life! How quickly we forget how scathing the more...
The Funny Pages – Farrakhan Responds To Obama’s Remarks!
By Lance Scurvin at September 26, 2011 | 1:24 AM | 0 Comment
The Funny Pages – The Arrogance Of A Killer!
By Lance Scurvin at September 21, 2011 | 11:16 PM | 0 Comment
By the time you have read this, Troy Davis would have been executed in Georgia in a case for a murder where there is plenty of reasonable doubt. The worst case scenario as far as I am concerned is to keep him locked up while the case is retried but DO NOT kill the man! Damn! The media seemed to have jumped all over this case at the last minute I guess because it wasn't as more...
The Funny Pages – A Destitute Rep. John Fleming Speaks!
By Lance Scurvin at September 20, 2011 | 7:58 PM | 0 Comment
John Fleming couldn't have picked a better time to admit that after revealing the fact that after his company earned 6.3 million dollars, he had ONLY 400,000 dollars left over on which to live on after he paid for the expenses of his business as well as feeding his family and personal costs. He spoke in a manner that came off as him viewing his $400,000 dollars net more...
The Funny Pages – Native American Karma
By Lance Scurvin at September 16, 2011 | 2:30 PM | 2 Comments
When I watch the evening news and hear of the hijacked Tea Party scream out how they want their country back I can't help but wonder where did get the nerve to even think that this country was theirs in the first place to even say that they wanted it back? How do you steal something from someone and have the audacity to feel as though it was yours? Isn't that a sign more...
The Funny Pages – Dick Cheney & Donald Rumsfeld’s Very Lucrative Hoax!
By Lance Scurvin at September 13, 2011 | 3:59 AM | 0 Comment
The joke's on us once again as the fear mongering spread to the American people via CNN, Fox and all of the media outlets in between. The news of a real threat to the American people has somehow diminished overnight! This has made me to realize that there may not have EVER been a serious threat at all! How can I say this? Well because if the threat was real in fact, more...
The Funny Pages – Deja’ Vu 9-11?
By Lance Scurvin at September 10, 2011 | 10:50 PM | 0 Comment
Ten years after the still horrific World Trade Center terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 in New York City's lower Manhattan area, the world still doesn't really know what really happened as fact on that day and does not have a sense of closer. But the conspiracy theories just wouldn't exist if we had the absolute rock solid truth that I know the government of more...














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