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LanceScurv Rants On Living Out Of The Box, Cowardly Haters & Women As The Weaker Vessels!

LanceScurv Rants On Living Out Of The Box, Cowardly Haters & Women As The Weaker Vessels!

The Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Klanworld Corrections Department And The Waste Of Time In Celebrating A Dream When The Reality Is A Mess!

The Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Klanworld Corrections Department And The Waste Of Time In Celebrating A Dream When The Reality Is A Mess!

Gentrification, Michael Rapaport & The White Savior Complex

Gentrification, Michael Rapaport & The White Savior Complex

Attention Racist White America: President Barack Obama Is NOT The Cause Of Every Pain In Your World!

Attention Racist White America: President Barack Obama Is NOT The Cause Of Every Pain In Your World!

WHY WE ALL NEED OUR OWN PERSONAL TOOLBOX OF WISDOM!

WHY WE ALL NEED OUR OWN PERSONAL TOOLBOX OF WISDOM!

Bold, Raw & Uncut: The LanceScurv Monday Night Open Discussion Forum # 88

Bold, Raw & Uncut: The LanceScurv Monday Night Open Discussion Forum # 88

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You Might Be His Wife, But Are You His Bottom Bitch?

You Might Be His Wife, But Are You His Bottom Bitch?

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To Hell With The Dime A Dozen Booty Popping Video Vixens, Where Are The Nora Ephron’s In Our Community?

To Hell With The Dime A Dozen Booty Popping Video Vixens, Where Are The Nora Ephron’s In Our Community?

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Tamara Tornado: One White Woman’s Take On Black People And Christianity!

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Gentlemen: Know That A Woman Scorned Can Never Stop The Glorious Parting Of Your Personal Red Sea!

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The Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Klanworld Corrections Department And The Waste Of Time In Celebrating A Dream When The Reality Is A Mess!

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ON JOE BIDEN: WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU WHO THEY ARE YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!
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|Date: May 25, 2020
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ON JOE BIDEN: WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU WHO THEY ARE YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!
Former Vice President Joe Biden, the 2020 Democratic nominee for President, recently appeared on a Black ...
Former Vice President Joe Biden, the 2020 Democratic nominee for President, recently appeared on a Black media talk show and suggested that Black voters that don’t know the difference between Biden an ...
May 25, 2020
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THE RACE DRIVEN KILLINGS OF THE ORIGINAL BLACK PEOPLE OF THE FIJI ISLANDS BY EAST INDIAN COLONIZERS!
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|Date: March 18, 2020
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THE RACE DRIVEN KILLINGS OF THE ORIGINAL BLACK PEOPLE OF THE FIJI ISLANDS BY EAST INDIAN COLONIZERS!
She continued to tell me stories about her homeland in the Figi's and why her people from India had chose ...
She continued to tell me stories about her homeland in the Figi's and why her people from India had chosen that part of the world to migrated too. She told me how her people couldn't stand the Aborigi ...
March 18, 2020
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HOW TO SURVIVE THESE SHARK INFESTED PRO-BLACK ACTIVIST WATERS!
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|Date: January 06, 2020
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HOW TO SURVIVE THESE SHARK INFESTED PRO-BLACK ACTIVIST WATERS!
A question was given to me by a friend of mine who now lives in France. She wanted to know why is it with ...
A question was given to me by a friend of mine who now lives in France. She wanted to know why is it with all of these intelligent Black people across the globe on social media who speak so eloquently ...
January 06, 2020
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LITTLE BLACK SAMBO! – THE GANTT REPORT
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|Date: November 11, 2019
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LITTLE BLACK SAMBO! – THE GANTT REPORT
Little Black Sambo was a character in a children’s book called “The Story of Little Black Sambo”. There i ...
Little Black Sambo was a character in a children’s book called “The Story of Little Black Sambo”. There is nothing terrible about the story but the offensive illustrations and the subtle use of racial ...
November 11, 2019
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WHY WE ALL NEED OUR OWN PERSONAL TOOLBOX OF WISDOM!
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|Date: December 03, 2018
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WHY WE ALL NEED OUR OWN PERSONAL TOOLBOX OF WISDOM!
I have a personal concept which I refer to as my Toolbox of Wisdom. It’s a collection of useful actions a ...
I have a personal concept which I refer to as my Toolbox of Wisdom. It’s a collection of useful actions and thoughts that I’ve collected over the years that I can utilize whenever a trying time comes ...
December 03, 2018
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LANCESCURV’S COMMENT RESPONSE TO YOUTUBER ANTHONY STANTON!
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|Date: December 02, 2018
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LANCESCURV’S COMMENT RESPONSE TO YOUTUBER ANTHONY STANTON!
For people like this we have to understand that they refuse to know that racism is more than simply being ...
For people like this we have to understand that they refuse to know that racism is more than simply being called a nigger by an ignorant Caucasian and will never speak out on that Loan Officer who mak ...
December 02, 2018
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THE BLACK CROWS OF DEATH ARE EAGER FOR THE KILL THAT IS SOON TO ARRIVE!
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|Date: October 15, 2018
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THE BLACK CROWS OF DEATH ARE EAGER FOR THE KILL THAT IS SOON TO ARRIVE!
Yes, our bodies will lay on every street lifeless as the dominoes of death fall uncontrollably. The econo ...
Yes, our bodies will lay on every street lifeless as the dominoes of death fall uncontrollably. The economy is ready any day now to collapse into something even more severe than The Great Depression. ...
October 15, 2018
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BUFFER RACES: Happily Doing The Dirty Work For White Supremacy!
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|Date: August 18, 2018
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BUFFER RACES: Happily Doing The Dirty Work For White Supremacy!
From Wikipedia: The U.S. government's Office of Management and Budget has defined Hispanic or Latino peop ...
From Wikipedia: The U.S. government's Office of Management and Budget has defined Hispanic or Latino people as being those who "trace their origin or descent to Mexico, Dominican Republic, Jamaica, Pu ...
August 18, 2018
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T.D. SNAKES & The Religious Shape Shifters Among Us!
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|Date: June 24, 2018
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T.D. SNAKES & The Religious Shape Shifters Among Us!
I’m so sick and tired of seeing so many people truly falling for the celebrity worship that is all too co ...
I’m so sick and tired of seeing so many people truly falling for the celebrity worship that is all too common in the predominantly Black Mega Churches today. While they dutifully bring their tithes an ...
June 24, 2018
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The Gift Of Discernment: Intuition Is The Vision Of The Third Eye!
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|Date: February 15, 2018
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The Gift Of Discernment: Intuition Is The Vision Of The Third Eye!
The Gift of Discernment was something that my Mother always told me that I had in abundance from a very y ...
The Gift of Discernment was something that my Mother always told me that I had in abundance from a very young age. I’ve learned over the years that you will be demonized by those who have ulterior mot ...
February 15, 2018
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Ascending To A Higher More Powerful Level Of Spiritual Consciousness!
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|Date: February 14, 2018
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Ascending To A Higher More Powerful Level Of Spiritual Consciousness!
I am looking down on the southern Cuban coastline as I type these words on my way to the island of Jamaic ...
I am looking down on the southern Cuban coastline as I type these words on my way to the island of Jamaica for the first time since April of 1987. Two months short of 31 years to be exact and so much ...
February 14, 2018
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Why Are Black People So Shocked At Donald Trump’s Haitian “Shithole” Statement?
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|Date: January 12, 2018
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Why Are Black People So Shocked At Donald Trump’s Haitian “Shithole” Statement?
Why are we as Black people so shocked when a White Supremacist speaks out to in a way to reveal their tru ...
Why are we as Black people so shocked when a White Supremacist speaks out to in a way to reveal their true feelings? Why should that even concern us if we are truly seeking to become an empowered peop ...
January 12, 2018
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Are Humans Truly The Superior Species Over All Other Living Creatures On Earth?
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|Date: December 29, 2017
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Are Humans Truly The Superior Species Over All Other Living Creatures On Earth?
It’s amazing how we observe the insects and other creatures living so peacefully out in nature and feel s ...
It’s amazing how we observe the insects and other creatures living so peacefully out in nature and feel so superior to them. Are we really? I never saw an insect stressing over paying a rent/mortgage ...
December 29, 2017
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Celebrating Thanksgiving Is Proof Positive That You’ve Truly Lost Your Damn Mind!
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|Date: November 23, 2017
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Celebrating Thanksgiving Is Proof Positive That You’ve Truly Lost Your Damn Mind!
LanceScurv speaks of the insanity that reigns supreme in the Black community because of celebration of Th ...
LanceScurv speaks of the insanity that reigns supreme in the Black community because of celebration of Thanksgiving and other wicked European holidays that exploit us financially as we show the world ...
November 23, 2017
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Atheist & Vegan: Unlikely Bedfellows?
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|Date: October 27, 2017
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Atheist & Vegan: Unlikely Bedfellows?
LanceScurv wonders out loud if there are any Atheists out here on the planet who have adopted the Vegan L ...
LanceScurv wonders out loud if there are any Atheists out here on the planet who have adopted the Vegan Lifestyle because it appears in his opinion that the majority of those consuming a plant based d ...
October 27, 2017
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The Tragedy Of Living According To The Fear & Limitations Of Others!
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|Date: September 08, 2017
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The Tragedy Of Living According To The Fear & Limitations Of Others!
We are taught fear and limitation in this divinely disconnected worldly system from the day that we were ...
We are taught fear and limitation in this divinely disconnected worldly system from the day that we were born. This is a way to keep us moving about under a very limited hierarchy that will always con ...
September 08, 2017
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Hurricane Irma: For Some Unknown Reason This One Scares Me!
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|Date: September 03, 2017
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Hurricane Irma: For Some Unknown Reason This One Scares Me!
I have a crazy feeling about Hurricane Irma (September 2017) that I hope doesn't come to pass. I must ad ...
I have a crazy feeling about Hurricane Irma (September 2017) that I hope doesn't come to pass. I must admit that it's not a happy feeling at all. How could it be a happy feeling when we all have witn ...
September 03, 2017
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The Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor Fight Has Profited From The Racist DNA Of Amerikkka!
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|Date: August 28, 2017
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The Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor Fight Has Profited From The Racist DNA Of Amerikkka!
The timing of the Floyd Mayweather/Conor McGregor fight couldn't have been better for Amerikkka to indulg ...
The timing of the Floyd Mayweather/Conor McGregor fight couldn't have been better for Amerikkka to indulge in their favorite past time of racism and all things ignorance. I often wonder where are all ...
August 28, 2017
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Dick Gregory Transitions: Not A Time To Mourn But A Call To Arms!
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|Date: August 20, 2017
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Dick Gregory Transitions: Not A Time To Mourn But A Call To Arms!
It felt like a body blow when I read that text because although Dick Gregory was 84 at the time of his pa ...
It felt like a body blow when I read that text because although Dick Gregory was 84 at the time of his passing, he was so very active on the interview and lecture circuit. Maybe I'm wrong from my limi ...
August 20, 2017
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My Evolving Personal Mission Statement!
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|Date: August 18, 2017
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My Evolving Personal Mission Statement!
My various internet platforms will now reflect my diverse walk through life as I've discovered a newfound ...
My various internet platforms will now reflect my diverse walk through life as I've discovered a newfound love for travel, exotic healthy foods from different cultures, meeting people from all walks o ...
August 18, 2017
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Two Officers Shot, One Killed & The Other In Critical Condition In Kissimmee Florida!
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|Date: August 17, 2017
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Two Officers Shot, One Killed & The Other In Critical Condition In Kissimmee Florida!
While it's sad that anyone would lose their life doing their job regardless as to who it is and what they ...
While it's sad that anyone would lose their life doing their job regardless as to who it is and what they do, I often wonder how many police officers feel when they hear of another officer in their ra ...
August 17, 2017
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It’s Bear Hunting Season In This Modern Day Sodom & Gomorrah Of Orlando Florida!
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|Date: June 01, 2017
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It’s Bear Hunting Season In This Modern Day Sodom & Gomorrah Of Orlando Florida!
If you ask me, this is worse than Sodom and Gomorrah could have ever been because with the technology tha ...
If you ask me, this is worse than Sodom and Gomorrah could have ever been because with the technology that we have now the lustful desires of the masses no matter what one's kink is travels at the spe ...
June 01, 2017
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A Drunk Tiger Woods Gets Caught Driving While Cablanasian & Forced To Check The Black Race Box!
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|Date: May 30, 2017
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A Drunk Tiger Woods Gets Caught Driving While Cablanasian & Forced To Check The Black Race Box!
It's now no secret that Golf's living legend Tiger Woods was arrested in Jupiter Florida in the wee hours ...
It's now no secret that Golf's living legend Tiger Woods was arrested in Jupiter Florida in the wee hours this morning - some say the arrest happened at approximately 3 a.m. on May 29, 2017 - and if y ...
May 30, 2017
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Why I’m Going Off The Grid! – LanceScurv
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|Date: April 29, 2017
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Why I’m Going Off The Grid! – LanceScurv
Mrs. Scurv and I have been toying with the idea of "Going Off Of The Grid" or "Living Off Of The Grid" fo ...
Mrs. Scurv and I have been toying with the idea of "Going Off Of The Grid" or "Living Off Of The Grid" for some time now.......and while I refuse to reveal the details of what is now happily transpiri ...
April 29, 2017
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