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The Sleeping Giant That Your Oppressor Fears Is Not a Nigger, But He Will Always Remain Asleep Until He Realizes That He Is Not!

The Sleeping Giant That Your Oppressor Fears Is Not a Nigger, But He Will Always Remain Asleep Until He Realizes That He Is Not!

Bus Station Con Men & The Lonely Women Who Get Taken For A Ride!

Bus Station Con Men & The Lonely Women Who Get Taken For A Ride!

A Terror Attack In A Day Will Convince Us To Give Our Rights Away!

A Terror Attack In A Day Will Convince Us To Give Our Rights Away!

Government Cheese & The Good Old Days When Love Wasn’t Constipated!

Government Cheese & The Good Old Days When Love Wasn’t Constipated!

The Gantt Report – Political Buckwheat

The Gantt Report – Political Buckwheat

Happiness Is A Choice That Is Never Offered As A Side Dish To Hate On The Vast Menu Of Life!

Happiness Is A Choice That Is Never Offered As A Side Dish To Hate On The Vast Menu Of Life!

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You Might Be His Wife, But Are You His Bottom Bitch?

You Might Be His Wife, But Are You His Bottom Bitch?

April 29, 2011

To Hell With The Dime A Dozen Booty Popping Video Vixens, Where Are The Nora Ephron’s In Our Community?

To Hell With The Dime A Dozen Booty Popping Video Vixens, Where Are The Nora Ephron’s In Our Community?

June 27, 2012

Tamara Tornado: One White Woman’s Take On Black People And Christianity!

October 20, 2014
Gentlemen: Know That A Woman Scorned Can Never Stop The Glorious Parting Of Your Personal Red Sea!

March 20, 2012
Sexually Transmitted Demons

September 30, 2011
Vesta Williams Passes – A Case Of Yet Another Jewel Gone Too Soon?

September 24, 2011

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The Sleeping Giant That Your Oppressor Fears Is Not a Nigger, But He Will Always Remain Asleep Until He Realizes That He Is Not!

Bus Station Con Men & The Lonely Women Who Get Taken For A Ride!

A Terror Attack In A Day Will Convince Us To Give Our Rights Away!

Government Cheese & The Good Old Days When Love Wasn’t Constipated!

The Gantt Report – Political Buckwheat

Happiness Is A Choice That Is Never Offered As A Side Dish To Hate On The Vast Menu Of Life!

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HOW TO SURVIVE THESE SHARK INFESTED PRO-BLACK ACTIVIST WATERS!

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|Date: January 06, 2020
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HOW TO SURVIVE THESE SHARK INFESTED PRO-BLACK ACTIVIST WATERS!

A question was given to me by a friend of mine who now lives in France. She wanted to know why is it with ...

A question was given to me by a friend of mine who now lives in France. She wanted to know why is it with all of these intelligent Black people across the globe on social media who speak so eloquently ...

January 06, 2020
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LITTLE BLACK SAMBO! – THE GANTT REPORT

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|Date: November 11, 2019
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LITTLE BLACK SAMBO! – THE GANTT REPORT

Little Black Sambo was a character in a children’s book called “The Story of Little Black Sambo”. There i ...

Little Black Sambo was a character in a children’s book called “The Story of Little Black Sambo”. There is nothing terrible about the story but the offensive illustrations and the subtle use of racial ...

November 11, 2019
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WHY WE ALL NEED OUR OWN PERSONAL TOOLBOX OF WISDOM!

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|Date: December 03, 2018
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WHY WE ALL NEED OUR OWN PERSONAL TOOLBOX OF WISDOM!

I have a personal concept which I refer to as my Toolbox of Wisdom. It’s a collection of useful actions a ...

I have a personal concept which I refer to as my Toolbox of Wisdom. It’s a collection of useful actions and thoughts that I’ve collected over the years that I can utilize whenever a trying time comes ...

December 03, 2018
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LANCESCURV’S COMMENT RESPONSE TO YOUTUBER ANTHONY STANTON!

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|Date: December 02, 2018
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LANCESCURV’S COMMENT RESPONSE TO YOUTUBER ANTHONY STANTON!

For people like this we have to understand that they refuse to know that racism is more than simply being ...

For people like this we have to understand that they refuse to know that racism is more than simply being called a nigger by an ignorant Caucasian and will never speak out on that Loan Officer who mak ...

December 02, 2018
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THE BLACK CROWS OF DEATH ARE EAGER FOR THE KILL THAT IS SOON TO ARRIVE!

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|Date: October 15, 2018
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THE BLACK CROWS OF DEATH ARE EAGER FOR THE KILL THAT IS SOON TO ARRIVE!

Yes, our bodies will lay on every street lifeless as the dominoes of death fall uncontrollably. The econo ...

Yes, our bodies will lay on every street lifeless as the dominoes of death fall uncontrollably. The economy is ready any day now to collapse into something even more severe than The Great Depression. ...

October 15, 2018
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BUFFER RACES: Happily Doing The Dirty Work For White Supremacy!

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|Date: August 18, 2018
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BUFFER RACES: Happily Doing The Dirty Work For White Supremacy!

From Wikipedia: The U.S. government's Office of Management and Budget has defined Hispanic or Latino peop ...

From Wikipedia: The U.S. government's Office of Management and Budget has defined Hispanic or Latino people as being those who "trace their origin or descent to Mexico, Dominican Republic, Jamaica, Pu ...

August 18, 2018
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T.D. SNAKES & The Religious Shape Shifters Among Us!

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|Date: June 24, 2018
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T.D. SNAKES & The Religious Shape Shifters Among Us!

I’m so sick and tired of seeing so many people truly falling for the celebrity worship that is all too co ...

I’m so sick and tired of seeing so many people truly falling for the celebrity worship that is all too common in the predominantly Black Mega Churches today. While they dutifully bring their tithes an ...

June 24, 2018
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The Gift Of Discernment: Intuition Is The Vision Of The Third Eye!

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|Date: February 15, 2018
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The Gift Of Discernment: Intuition Is The Vision Of The Third Eye!

The Gift of Discernment was something that my Mother always told me that I had in abundance from a very y ...

The Gift of Discernment was something that my Mother always told me that I had in abundance from a very young age. I’ve learned over the years that you will be demonized by those who have ulterior mot ...

February 15, 2018
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Ascending To A Higher More Powerful Level Of Spiritual Consciousness!

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|Date: February 14, 2018
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Ascending To A Higher More Powerful Level Of Spiritual Consciousness!

I am looking down on the southern Cuban coastline as I type these words on my way to the island of Jamaic ...

I am looking down on the southern Cuban coastline as I type these words on my way to the island of Jamaica for the first time since April of 1987. Two months short of 31 years to be exact and so much ...

February 14, 2018
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Why Are Black People So Shocked At Donald Trump’s Haitian “Shithole” Statement?

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|Date: January 12, 2018
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Why Are Black People So Shocked At Donald Trump’s Haitian “Shithole” Statement?

Why are we as Black people so shocked when a White Supremacist speaks out to in a way to reveal their tru ...

Why are we as Black people so shocked when a White Supremacist speaks out to in a way to reveal their true feelings? Why should that even concern us if we are truly seeking to become an empowered peop ...

January 12, 2018
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Are Humans Truly The Superior Species Over All Other Living Creatures On Earth?

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|Date: December 29, 2017
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Are Humans Truly The Superior Species Over All Other Living Creatures On Earth?

It’s amazing how we observe the insects and other creatures living so peacefully out in nature and feel s ...

It’s amazing how we observe the insects and other creatures living so peacefully out in nature and feel so superior to them. Are we really? I never saw an insect stressing over paying a rent/mortgage ...

December 29, 2017
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Celebrating Thanksgiving Is Proof Positive That You’ve Truly Lost Your Damn Mind!

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|Date: November 23, 2017
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Celebrating Thanksgiving Is Proof Positive That You’ve Truly Lost Your Damn Mind!

LanceScurv speaks of the insanity that reigns supreme in the Black community because of celebration of Th ...

LanceScurv speaks of the insanity that reigns supreme in the Black community because of celebration of Thanksgiving and other wicked European holidays that exploit us financially as we show the world ...

November 23, 2017
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Atheist & Vegan: Unlikely Bedfellows?

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|Date: October 27, 2017
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Atheist & Vegan: Unlikely Bedfellows?

LanceScurv wonders out loud if there are any Atheists out here on the planet who have adopted the Vegan L ...

LanceScurv wonders out loud if there are any Atheists out here on the planet who have adopted the Vegan Lifestyle because it appears in his opinion that the majority of those consuming a plant based d ...

October 27, 2017
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The Tragedy Of Living According To The Fear & Limitations Of Others!

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|Date: September 08, 2017
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The Tragedy Of Living According To The Fear & Limitations Of Others!

We are taught fear and limitation in this divinely disconnected worldly system from the day that we were ...

We are taught fear and limitation in this divinely disconnected worldly system from the day that we were born. This is a way to keep us moving about under a very limited hierarchy that will always con ...

September 08, 2017
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Hurricane Irma: For Some Unknown Reason This One Scares Me!

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|Date: September 03, 2017
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Hurricane Irma: For Some Unknown Reason This One Scares Me!

I have a crazy feeling about Hurricane Irma (September 2017) that I hope doesn't come to pass. I must ad ...

I have a crazy feeling about Hurricane Irma (September 2017) that I hope doesn't come to pass. I must admit that it's not a happy feeling at all. How could it be a happy feeling when we all have witn ...

September 03, 2017
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The Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor Fight Has Profited From The Racist DNA Of Amerikkka!

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|Date: August 28, 2017
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The Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor Fight Has Profited From The Racist DNA Of Amerikkka!

The timing of the Floyd Mayweather/Conor McGregor fight couldn't have been better for Amerikkka to indulg ...

The timing of the Floyd Mayweather/Conor McGregor fight couldn't have been better for Amerikkka to indulge in their favorite past time of racism and all things ignorance. I often wonder where are all ...

August 28, 2017
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Dick Gregory Transitions: Not A Time To Mourn But A Call To Arms!

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|Date: August 20, 2017
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Dick Gregory Transitions: Not A Time To Mourn But A Call To Arms!

It felt like a body blow when I read that text because although Dick Gregory was 84 at the time of his pa ...

It felt like a body blow when I read that text because although Dick Gregory was 84 at the time of his passing, he was so very active on the interview and lecture circuit. Maybe I'm wrong from my limi ...

August 20, 2017
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My Evolving Personal Mission Statement!

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|Date: August 18, 2017
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My Evolving Personal Mission Statement!

My various internet platforms will now reflect my diverse walk through life as I've discovered a newfound ...

My various internet platforms will now reflect my diverse walk through life as I've discovered a newfound love for travel, exotic healthy foods from different cultures, meeting people from all walks o ...

August 18, 2017
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Two Officers Shot, One Killed & The Other In Critical Condition In Kissimmee Florida!

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|Date: August 17, 2017
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Two Officers Shot, One Killed & The Other In Critical Condition In Kissimmee Florida!

While it's sad that anyone would lose their life doing their job regardless as to who it is and what they ...

While it's sad that anyone would lose their life doing their job regardless as to who it is and what they do, I often wonder how many police officers feel when they hear of another officer in their ra ...

August 17, 2017
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It’s Bear Hunting Season In This Modern Day Sodom & Gomorrah Of Orlando Florida!

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|Date: June 01, 2017
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It’s Bear Hunting Season In This Modern Day Sodom & Gomorrah Of Orlando Florida!

If you ask me, this is worse than Sodom and Gomorrah could have ever been because with the technology tha ...

If you ask me, this is worse than Sodom and Gomorrah could have ever been because with the technology that we have now the lustful desires of the masses no matter what one's kink is travels at the spe ...

June 01, 2017
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A Drunk Tiger Woods Gets Caught Driving While Cablanasian & Forced To Check The Black Race Box!

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|Date: May 30, 2017
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A Drunk Tiger Woods Gets Caught Driving While Cablanasian & Forced To Check The Black Race Box!

It's now no secret that Golf's living legend Tiger Woods was arrested in Jupiter Florida in the wee hours ...

It's now no secret that Golf's living legend Tiger Woods was arrested in Jupiter Florida in the wee hours this morning - some say the arrest happened at approximately 3 a.m. on May 29, 2017 - and if y ...

May 30, 2017
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Why I’m Going Off The Grid! – LanceScurv

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|Date: April 29, 2017
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Why I’m Going Off The Grid! – LanceScurv

Mrs. Scurv and I have been toying with the idea of "Going Off Of The Grid" or "Living Off Of The Grid" fo ...

Mrs. Scurv and I have been toying with the idea of "Going Off Of The Grid" or "Living Off Of The Grid" for some time now.......and while I refuse to reveal the details of what is now happily transpiri ...

April 29, 2017
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A Peaceful Drama Free Life Is God’s Greatest Gift!

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|Date: April 11, 2017
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A Peaceful Drama Free Life Is God’s Greatest Gift!

Since I was living a very clean life in a very sinful city, I learned from up close and personal hands on ...

Since I was living a very clean life in a very sinful city, I learned from up close and personal hands on experience how grimy human nature can be and decadent the bottomless abyss of the bad rotten s ...

April 11, 2017
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Veganism, Envy, Gossip & Drama Just Don’t Mix!

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|Date: February 12, 2017
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Veganism, Envy, Gossip & Drama Just Don’t Mix!

Veganism, Envy, Gossip & Drama Just Don't Mix! While you will never ever see me preach to anyone about th ...

Veganism, Envy, Gossip & Drama Just Don't Mix! While you will never ever see me preach to anyone about their personal culinary habits, I often wish that others would show the same restraint when speak ...

February 12, 2017
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