Carlos Archives ⋆ LANCESCURV.com

Carlos

Most Popular

CARLOS-134 Speaks On Life, Relationships & Tales Of INCARCERATION! – The LanceScurv Show

CARLOS-134 Speaks On Life, Relationships & Tales Of INCARCERATION! – The LanceScurv Show

Carlos Alameda: Raw & Uncut! – The LanceScurv Show

Carlos Alameda: Raw & Uncut! – The LanceScurv Show

TRUE EXPERIENCES SHARED BY REAL NEW YORKERS! – The LanceScurv Show

TRUE EXPERIENCES SHARED BY REAL NEW YORKERS! – The LanceScurv Show

What Kind Of Slave Would You Be? – The LanceScurv Show

What Kind Of Slave Would You Be? – The LanceScurv Show

Prison Life: Tales From The New York State Department Of Corruption!

Prison Life: Tales From The New York State Department Of Corruption!

Carlos Speaks On Heroin, Puerto Ricans, Prison Life & More! – The LanceScurv Show

Carlos Speaks On Heroin, Puerto Ricans, Prison Life & More! – The LanceScurv Show

Most Popular

Go Back

Prison Life: Tales From The New York State Department Of Corruption!

Prison Life: Tales From The New York State Department Of Corruption!

June 2, 2015

Are The Clinton Correctional Prison Escapees Gone Forever? – The LanceScurv Show

Are The Clinton Correctional Prison Escapees Gone Forever? – The LanceScurv Show

June 19, 2015

Back On The Block: 134th St. Southside Queens – The LanceScurv Show

July 1, 2015
Are The Clinton Correctional Prison Escapees Gone Forever? (Part 2) – The LanceScurv Show

June 20, 2015
The Lance Scurv Talk Show – After Show Thoughts (You Might Be His Wife, But Are You His Bottom Bitch?)

October 28, 2011
Raheem, Carlos & Lance Reminisce On Jamaica Queens N.Y. Back In The Day! – The LanceScurv Show

March 13, 2017

Random News

CARLOS-134 Speaks On Life, Relationships &...

2018/03/12
by LanceScurv
Carlos Alameda: Raw & Uncut! – The L...

2015/11/21
by LanceScurv
TRUE EXPERIENCES SHARED BY REAL NEW YORKERS! &#...

2018/08/27
by LanceScurv
What Kind Of Slave Would You Be? – The La...

2015/08/12
by LanceScurv
Prison Life: Tales From The New York State Depa...

2015/06/02
by LanceScurv
Carlos Speaks On Heroin, Puerto Ricans, Prison ...

2017/11/20
by LanceScurv

Random News

CARLOS-134 Speaks On Life, Relationships &...

2018/03/12
by LanceScurv
Carlos Alameda: Raw & Uncut! – The L...

2015/11/21
by LanceScurv
TRUE EXPERIENCES SHARED BY REAL NEW YORKERS! &#...

2018/08/27
by LanceScurv
What Kind Of Slave Would You Be? – The La...

2015/08/12
by LanceScurv
Prison Life: Tales From The New York State Depa...

2015/06/02
by LanceScurv
Carlos Speaks On Heroin, Puerto Ricans, Prison ...

2017/11/20
by LanceScurv

CARLOS-134 Speaks On Life, Relationships & Tales Of INCARCERATION! – The LanceScurv Show

Carlos Alameda: Raw & Uncut! – The LanceScurv Show

TRUE EXPERIENCES SHARED BY REAL NEW YORKERS! – The LanceScurv Show

What Kind Of Slave Would You Be? – The LanceScurv Show

Prison Life: Tales From The New York State Department Of Corruption!

Carlos Speaks On Heroin, Puerto Ricans, Prison Life & More! – The LanceScurv Show

Grid
List

TRUE EXPERIENCES SHARED BY REAL NEW YORKERS! – The LanceScurv Show

Posted by LanceScurv
|Date: August 27, 2018
| 0 comments

TRUE EXPERIENCES SHARED BY REAL NEW YORKERS! – The LanceScurv Show

Brothers A.B., Joe Neckbone, Carlos & LanceScurv have a very organic throwback conversation that reeked o ...

Brothers A.B., Joe Neckbone, Carlos & LanceScurv have a very organic throwback conversation that reeked of nostalgia as they spoke on many of their experiences growing up and living in New York City. ...

August 27, 2018
| by LanceScurv

| 0 comments

Read more
Carlos-134 Speaks On Dumb Chicks, How To Cheat & All Things Grimy! – The LanceScurv Show

Posted by LanceScurv
|Date: April 05, 2018
| 0 comments

Carlos-134 Speaks On Dumb Chicks, How To Cheat & All Things Grimy! – The LanceScurv Show

Carlos is back raw and uncensored touching on to many topics to list and as always bedazzles us with his ...

Carlos is back raw and uncensored touching on to many topics to list and as always bedazzles us with his unbridled insight, slick anecdotes and comedic brilliance that is quite refreshing in a world w ...

April 05, 2018
| by LanceScurv

| 0 comments

Read more
CARLOS-134 Speaks On Life, Relationships & Tales Of INCARCERATION! – The LanceScurv Show

Posted by LanceScurv
|Date: March 12, 2018
| 0 comments

CARLOS-134 Speaks On Life, Relationships & Tales Of INCARCERATION! – The LanceScurv Show

Carlos is back with a vengeance in yet another gritty, raw, real, grimy and uncensored conversation that ...

Carlos is back with a vengeance in yet another gritty, raw, real, grimy and uncensored conversation that touches on so many areas of life but ends up showing his comedic mind numbing gut busting brill ...

March 12, 2018
| by LanceScurv

| 0 comments

Read more
NEW YORK CITY TERROR ATTACK AT PORT AUTHORITY: Is This Simply The Beginning? – The LanceScurv Show

Posted by LanceScurv
|Date: December 13, 2017
| 0 comments

NEW YORK CITY TERROR ATTACK AT PORT AUTHORITY: Is This Simply The Beginning? – The LanceScurv Show

Carlos and Lance chop it up about the attempted Port Authority Terror attack in New York City this mornin ...

Carlos and Lance chop it up about the attempted Port Authority Terror attack in New York City this morning! ...

December 13, 2017
| by LanceScurv

| 0 comments

Read more
Carlos Speaks On Heroin, Puerto Ricans, Prison Life & More! – The LanceScurv Show

Posted by LanceScurv
|Date: November 20, 2017
| 0 comments

Carlos Speaks On Heroin, Puerto Ricans, Prison Life & More! – The LanceScurv Show

Once again my lifelong Brother and friend Carlos shares his provocative viewpoints in a manner that only ...

Once again my lifelong Brother and friend Carlos shares his provocative viewpoints in a manner that only he can! Today Carlos speaks on the Heroin epidemic in America and why it appears to be a major ...

November 20, 2017
| by LanceScurv

| 0 comments

Read more
Raheem, Carlos & Lance Reminisce On Jamaica Queens N.Y. Back In The Day! – The LanceScurv Show

Posted by LanceScurv
|Date: March 13, 2017
| 0 comments

Raheem, Carlos & Lance Reminisce On Jamaica Queens N.Y. Back In The Day! – The LanceScurv Show

Raheem, Carlos & Lance Reminisce On Jamaica Queens N.Y. Back In The Day! ...

Raheem, Carlos & Lance Reminisce On Jamaica Queens N.Y. Back In The Day! ...

March 13, 2017
| by LanceScurv

| 0 comments

Read more
Old Carlos War Stories & Jokes from The Edge! – The LanceScurv Show: Bold, Raw & Uncut!

Posted by LanceScurv
|Date: June 24, 2016
| 0 comments

Old Carlos War Stories & Jokes from The Edge! – The LanceScurv Show: Bold, Raw & Uncut!

Carlos Alameda is at it again sharing his hilarious old war stories from back in the day in his patented ...

Carlos Alameda is at it again sharing his hilarious old war stories from back in the day in his patented signature raw no holds barred style! Get ready for laughs and make sure that you don't have to ...

June 24, 2016
| by LanceScurv

| 0 comments

Read more
Intellectual Mayhem! – The LanceScurv Show

Posted by LanceScurv
|Date: December 01, 2015
| 0 comments

Intellectual Mayhem! – The LanceScurv Show

Darkside, Siah El, Joy Green, Carlos Alameda, Redpear, Cristal, Marlon and LanceScurv go in hard on sever ...

Darkside, Siah El, Joy Green, Carlos Alameda, Redpear, Cristal, Marlon and LanceScurv go in hard on several issues that are sure to get your blood flowing through your brain in state of Intellectual M ...

December 01, 2015
| by LanceScurv

| 0 comments

Read more
Carlos Alameda Speaks On The Trucking Industry – The LanceScurv Show

Posted by LanceScurv
|Date: November 26, 2015
| 0 comments

Carlos Alameda Speaks On The Trucking Industry – The LanceScurv Show

With several decades in the trucking industry here in the United States, Carlos Alameda speaks on many si ...

With several decades in the trucking industry here in the United States, Carlos Alameda speaks on many situations that truck drivers have to deal with on a daily basis. ...

November 26, 2015
| by LanceScurv

| 0 comments

Read more
Carlos Alameda: Raw & Uncut! – The LanceScurv Show

Posted by LanceScurv
|Date: November 21, 2015
| 0 comments

Carlos Alameda: Raw & Uncut! – The LanceScurv Show

For a man who doesn't have a Facebook account, Carlos Alameda has quite a following and receives a whole ...

For a man who doesn't have a Facebook account, Carlos Alameda has quite a following and receives a whole lot of love in cyberspace. Check out this roundtable video of Carlos chopping it up in a way th ...

November 21, 2015
| by LanceScurv

| 0 comments

Read more
The LanceScurv Show Live & Uncensored! (11.19.2015)

Posted by LanceScurv
|Date: November 18, 2015
| 0 comments

The LanceScurv Show Live & Uncensored! (11.19.2015)

This is the LIVE ultimate chop up with the Queen Joy Green, Carlos, Internet Mike, Incognito Demetrius, P ...

This is the LIVE ultimate chop up with the Queen Joy Green, Carlos, Internet Mike, Incognito Demetrius, Professor K and Scurv! If you miss this you're going to want to hang yourself! ...

November 18, 2015
| by LanceScurv

| 0 comments

Read more
Intellectual Mayhem! – The LanceScurv Show

Posted by LanceScurv
|Date: November 01, 2015
| 0 comments

Intellectual Mayhem! – The LanceScurv Show

Darkside, Siah El, Joy Green, Carlos Alameda, Redpear, Cristal, Marlon and LanceScurv go in hard on sever ...

Darkside, Siah El, Joy Green, Carlos Alameda, Redpear, Cristal, Marlon and LanceScurv go in hard on several issues that are sure to get your blood flowing through your brain in a state of Intellectual ...

November 01, 2015
| by LanceScurv

| 0 comments

Read more
Real New York Talk Uncensored! – The LanceScurv Show

Posted by LanceScurv
|Date: September 17, 2015
| 0 comments

Real New York Talk Uncensored! – The LanceScurv Show

Three passionate Black Men speak boldly on how it is to live in a racist America in an raw uncensored and ...

Three passionate Black Men speak boldly on how it is to live in a racist America in an raw uncensored and honest manner. ...

September 17, 2015
| by LanceScurv

| 0 comments

Read more
What Kind Of Slave Would You Be? – The LanceScurv Show

Posted by LanceScurv
|Date: August 12, 2015
| 0 comments

What Kind Of Slave Would You Be? – The LanceScurv Show

Carlos speaks on the different types of Black people that would either punk out or stand up to fight if t ...

Carlos speaks on the different types of Black people that would either punk out or stand up to fight if they were living in the time of slavery in America. ...

August 12, 2015
| by LanceScurv

| 0 comments

Read more
Back On The Block: 134th St. Southside Queens – The LanceScurv Show

Posted by LanceScurv
|Date: July 01, 2015
| (3) Comments

Back On The Block: 134th St. Southside Queens – The LanceScurv Show

Carlos & LanceScurv chop it up about several raw topics including what the streets know about the dirty d ...

Carlos & LanceScurv chop it up about several raw topics including what the streets know about the dirty dealings of the N.Y.C. Police at the 103 Precinct. ...

July 01, 2015
| by LanceScurv

| (3) Comments

Read more
Are The Clinton Correctional Prison Escapees Gone Forever? (Part 2) – The LanceScurv Show

Posted by LanceScurv
|Date: June 20, 2015
| (3) Comments

Are The Clinton Correctional Prison Escapees Gone Forever? (Part 2) – The LanceScurv Show

The Clinton Correctional Prison Escapees are the topic of discussion today on LanceScurv with lifelong fr ...

The Clinton Correctional Prison Escapees are the topic of discussion today on LanceScurv with lifelong friend Carlos who has experienced being incarcerated. ...

June 20, 2015
| by LanceScurv

| (3) Comments

Read more
Are The Clinton Correctional Prison Escapees Gone Forever? – The LanceScurv Show

Posted by LanceScurv
|Date: June 19, 2015
| (64) Comments

Are The Clinton Correctional Prison Escapees Gone Forever? – The LanceScurv Show

The Clinton Correctional Prison Escapees are the topic of discussion today on LanceScurv with lifelong fr ...

The Clinton Correctional Prison Escapees are the topic of discussion today on LanceScurv with lifelong friend Carlos who has experienced being incarcerated. ...

June 19, 2015
| by LanceScurv

| (64) Comments

Read more
Prison Life: Tales From The New York State Department Of Corruption!

Posted by LanceScurv
|Date: June 02, 2015
| (368) Comments

Prison Life: Tales From The New York State Department Of Corruption!

Carlos discusses Prison Life - who is a friend of LanceScurv since 1971 - in a very insightful raw conver ...

Carlos discusses Prison Life - who is a friend of LanceScurv since 1971 - in a very insightful raw conversation that will enlighten you beyond measure! ...

June 02, 2015
| by LanceScurv

| (368) Comments

Read more
The Lance Scurv Talk Show – After Show Thoughts (You Might Be His Wife, But Are You His Bottom Bitch?)

Posted by LanceScurv
|Date: October 28, 2011
| (1) Comment

The Lance Scurv Talk Show – After Show Thoughts (You Might Be His Wife, But Are You His Bottom Bitch?)

I have to say, as far as I was concerned, last nights show was the BOMB! It was all that and a bag of chi ...

I have to say, as far as I was concerned, last nights show was the BOMB! It was all that and a bag of chips! I learned a tremendous amount about how the opposite sex views the modern day terminology o ...

October 28, 2011
| by LanceScurv

| (1) Comment

Read more

lancescurv

3,341
5,441

Culture Critic, Podcast Host, Blogger, Cartoonist & Social Media Activist! 407.590.0755 ScurvMedia@gmail.com

View on Instagram

Apr 6

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2281079776215538341_239315450

112

6

View on Instagram

Apr 6

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2281076840806625849_239315450

TIME TO HEIGHTEN OUR SPIRITUAL AWARENESS! – BROTHER KWAKU/The LanceScurv Show
https://youtu.be/WsVGG8T9P6U #podcast #lancescurv #brotherkwaku #blackconsciousness …

21

0

View on Instagram

Apr 3

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2279262710298589228_239315450

BROTHER KWAKU HAS A MESSAGE THAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR ABOUT THE
CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC THAT MAKES 1000% SENSE! SHOWTIME BEGINS AT 12
P.M. EASTERN STANDARD TIME AT THIS LINK! –>
https://youtu.be/gcXO3f5WOX0 …

72

9

View on Instagram

Apr 2

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2278496974647071708_239315450

‼️WARNING‼️
A new thing circulating now. People are going door to door handing out masks. They say it’s a new initiative from local government. They ask you to please put it on to see if it fits. It’s doused with chemicals which knocks you out cold. They then rob you!! Please DO NOT accept masks from strangers. Remember friends, it’s a critical time and people are desperate, the crime rate will spike. Please be cautious & safe! #coronavirus #virus #pandemic #lancescurv #coronavirusupdate #scam #scammers …

53

9

View on Instagram

Apr 2

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2278486575910622110_239315450

SEKHMET 7 RETURNS WITH A MESSAGE THAT WILL ASCEND THE MASSES OF OUR
PEOPLE WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT. SHOWTIME BEGINS AT 11 P.M. EASTERN
STANDARD TIME APRIL 2, 2020. I URGE STRONGLY THAT YOU BE THERE! –>
https://youtu.be/1p8MZM-M-nU …

23

1

View on Instagram

Apr 1

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2277788134981094166_239315450

COMING VERY VERY SOON ON YOUTUBE @LANCESCURV !!!! ANOTHER DYNAMIC EPISODE WITH THE ONE AND
ONLY CARRIE LUX!!!! GET READY FOR THE CEREBRAL RIDE THAT YOU'LL NEVER
FORGET!!!! THE LINK WILL BE POSTED HERE! …

43

1

View on Instagram

Mar 30

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2276521052763167992_239315450

YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS THIS EPISODE OF THE LANCESCURV SHOW with dynamic guest ZAMAL TAMA-RE!
#lancescurv …

37

1

View on Instagram

Mar 26

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2273597517531106852_239315450

@maryjanegyal @lancescurv SISTER MEEKO!!!! …

101

5

View on Instagram

Mar 26

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2273167948323893150_239315450

In Ghana I’m going to tear this statue DOWN VERY SOON! #ghana #raciststatue …

94

25

View on Instagram

Mar 18

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2267655280129253541_239315450

FRESH BEET JUICE FROM MRS. SCURV’S KITCHEN! #beetjuice #freshbeetjuice #lancescurv …

37

0

View on Instagram

Mar 18

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2267651724340975243_239315450

LOVE BUGS DON’T HAVE A WORRY IN THE WORLD! #lancescurv #thelancescurvshow #insects #nature …

26

3

View on Instagram

Mar 15

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2265664505476586606_239315450

95

9

View on Instagram

Mar 15

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2265662732770850514_239315450

THE FULL VIDEO OFF BROTHER KWAKU CAN BE FOUND EXCLUSIVELY ON YOUTUBE ON THE “LANCESCURV” CHANNEL! #brotherkwaku #lancescurv …

126

20

View on Instagram

Mar 15

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2265408483105364042_239315450

ARE BLACK PEOPLE TOO SELF HATING TO EVER UNIFY? – The LanceScurv Show -> https://youtu.be/m7IOu6GzyLE #selfhate #skinbleaching #mentalillness #lancescurv …

91

11

View on Instagram

Mar 14

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2264894939385478480_239315450

So many items have flown off of the shelves because of the Coronavirus scare. I could imagine how many people who never even THOUGHT about taking care of themselves believe that all of a sudden that by gouging down healthy substances that they can literally wipe away a lifetime of the unhealthy practices that will set one up for sickness whether there was a Coronavirus around or NOT! Good health has to be earned and never came in a pill!
#coronavirus #goodhealth #LanceScurv #GrandpaSecret #Pandemic #Vegan …

52

2

View on Instagram

Mar 14

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2264759261737571618_239315450

21

0

View on Instagram

Mar 14

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2264307191918239027_239315450

LOVE LIFE CAFE MIAMI …

17

1

View on Instagram

Mar 14

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2264306148409031141_239315450

VEGAN APPLE COBBLER
#applecobbler #dessert #vegan #lovelifecafe #lovelifecafemiami # …

58

7

View on Instagram

Mar 14

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2264301076723750478_239315450

20

0

View on Instagram

Mar 14

Link to display lightbox

Instagram post 2264296129223402515_239315450

MIAMI’s BEST BOWL OF LENTIL SOUP! #lentilsoup #vegansoup #soup #vegan #plantbasedfood #plantbasednutrition #eatingclean #lancescurv #thelancescurvshow …

33

2

Follow LanceScurv On Instagram

LanceScurv on March 31, 2020 in : BE CAREFUL WHO PREPARES Y ...

The sad part is that most don't understand ho ...
LanceScurv on March 23, 2020 in : ARE BLACK PEOPLE TOO SELF ...

Yes, the competing will keep us from ever com ...
JaSm on March 21, 2020 in : ARE BLACK PEOPLE TOO SELF ...

Unfortunately, unification will never happen ...