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R.I.P. Craigslist Personals: The Freaks Will Still Find Each Other Regardless! – The LanceScurv Show

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|Date: March 29, 2018
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R.I.P. Craigslist Personals: The Freaks Will Still Find Each Other Regardless! – The LanceScurv Show

LanceScurv speaks on the old Craigslist Personals section that has been removed from the website due to c ...

LanceScurv speaks on the old Craigslist Personals section that has been removed from the website due to concerns over helping to facilitate Sex Trafficking and other indiscretions that may be in the g ...

March 29, 2018
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CARLOS-134 Speaks On Life, Relationships & Tales Of INCARCERATION! – The LanceScurv Show

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|Date: March 12, 2018
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CARLOS-134 Speaks On Life, Relationships & Tales Of INCARCERATION! – The LanceScurv Show

Carlos is back with a vengeance in yet another gritty, raw, real, grimy and uncensored conversation that ...

Carlos is back with a vengeance in yet another gritty, raw, real, grimy and uncensored conversation that touches on so many areas of life but ends up showing his comedic mind numbing gut busting brill ...

March 12, 2018
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Big Spence Roasts LanceScurv! – The LanceScurv Show

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|Date: June 23, 2017
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Big Spence Roasts LanceScurv! – The LanceScurv Show

Big Spence roasts LanceScurv with a rapid fire succession of jokes as only the big funny man can! This on ...

Big Spence roasts LanceScurv with a rapid fire succession of jokes as only the big funny man can! This one will have you on you back rolling with laughter! ...

June 23, 2017
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LanceScurv TV – Big Spence Holloway: The Funniest Bus Driver In America!

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|Date: November 05, 2012
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LanceScurv TV – Big Spence Holloway: The Funniest Bus Driver In America!

If this man doesn't crack you up then you are definitely not amongst the living! You see, while much has ...

If this man doesn't crack you up then you are definitely not amongst the living! You see, while much has been made of the Bus Driver who stepped out of line by punching out a passenger, we utilize the ...

November 05, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Will Smith Confesses Why He Slapped The Kissing Reporter!

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|Date: May 24, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Will Smith Confesses Why He Slapped The Kissing Reporter!

You've probably heard by now about the reporter in Moscow that actor Will Smith slapped for attempting to ...

You've probably heard by now about the reporter in Moscow that actor Will Smith slapped for attempting to kiss him on the mouth. While the press made a big deal about it, in my honest opinion the enti ...

May 24, 2012
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The Funny Pages – The First Gay President?

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|Date: May 16, 2012
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The Funny Pages – The First Gay President?

What SOME people won't do for ratings! What SOME people won't say when they have absolutely NOTHING to sa ...

What SOME people won't do for ratings! What SOME people won't say when they have absolutely NOTHING to say about the real issues that affect the masses. Get ready for the ride people, it's campaign ti ...

May 16, 2012
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The Funny Pages – President Obama Advises Secret Service Agents On Their Recent Sex Scandal

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|Date: April 23, 2012
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The Funny Pages – President Obama Advises Secret Service Agents On Their Recent Sex Scandal

Now wouldn't THIS be funny if President Obama was to really tell his Secret Service something like this? ...

Now wouldn't THIS be funny if President Obama was to really tell his Secret Service something like this? It's kind of scary when you think about it, here are men who are supposed to be trained, focuse ...

April 23, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Morgan Freeman, Incest At Its BEST!

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|Date: January 31, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Morgan Freeman, Incest At Its BEST!

What happened Morgan? You went to drop your step daughter off to the Day Care Center and thought you were ...

What happened Morgan? You went to drop your step daughter off to the Day Care Center and thought you were in the nightclub with all of those young nubile chicks that were learning the ABC's! Come on m ...

January 31, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Gingrich Chokes His Newt!

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|Date: January 23, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Gingrich Chokes His Newt!

Newt Gingrich, whether you like him or not, is a man of many talents. Mastery of his sexual appetites is ...

Newt Gingrich, whether you like him or not, is a man of many talents. Mastery of his sexual appetites is not one of them,and even if he WERE to remotely have a shot at winning the Presidency of the Un ...

January 23, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Happy Birthday Martin?

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|Date: January 15, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Happy Birthday Martin?

What might Dr. Martin Luther King say if he could return to life and see the condition of Black people to ...

What might Dr. Martin Luther King say if he could return to life and see the condition of Black people today? ...

January 15, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Is New Destiny’s Paula White Fit To Lead The Flock?

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|Date: January 08, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Is New Destiny’s Paula White Fit To Lead The Flock?

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January 08, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Penn State’s Jerry Sandusky: “Membership Has It’s Privileges!”

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|Date: November 18, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Penn State’s Jerry Sandusky: “Membership Has It’s Privileges!”

Is former Penn State University Assistant Head Coach Jerry Sandusky really above the law? We shall all so ...

Is former Penn State University Assistant Head Coach Jerry Sandusky really above the law? We shall all soon find out! ...

November 18, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Joe Paterno’s Locker Room Blowjob Confession!

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|Date: November 10, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Joe Paterno’s Locker Room Blowjob Confession!

Sometimes as human beings we have a way of spilling the truth long before what is hidden deep inside of u ...

Sometimes as human beings we have a way of spilling the truth long before what is hidden deep inside of us from the world comes to light for all of the world to see. After watching the madness transpi ...

November 10, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Rush Limbaugh’s Herman Cain Confession!

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|Date: November 03, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Rush Limbaugh’s Herman Cain Confession!

A very interesting situation indeed! American politics at its best! Who needs wrestling or cable televisi ...

A very interesting situation indeed! American politics at its best! Who needs wrestling or cable television when you can get just as much of a RUSH from good old Washington D.C.....? ...

November 03, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Why Do Turkeys Love Bank Of America?

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|Date: October 30, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Why Do Turkeys Love Bank Of America?

These criminals got bailed out by the government yet working people with a good credit standing find it d ...

These criminals got bailed out by the government yet working people with a good credit standing find it difficult to even get a loan! Have we forgotten that that's OUR money that they have to make a p ...

October 30, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Is Tyler Perry Now Producing Porn Flicks?

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|Date: October 25, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Is Tyler Perry Now Producing Porn Flicks?

With all of the truly talented actresses out here who have sacrificed to learn their craft and put years ...

With all of the truly talented actresses out here who have sacrificed to learn their craft and put years in a game that is not always guaranteed to pay off, you chose Kim Kardashian who is known for W ...

October 25, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Bernard Hopkins Rude Awakening!

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|Date: October 18, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Bernard Hopkins Rude Awakening!

Whatever happened to those good old days when you would get those great championship boxing matches on te ...

Whatever happened to those good old days when you would get those great championship boxing matches on television for free? Dang! I'm not blaming Bernard Hopkins but that damn referee Pat Russell need ...

October 18, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Herman Cain Gets A Response From Michelle Obama On His “Black Experience” Comment!

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|Date: October 17, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Herman Cain Gets A Response From Michelle Obama On His “Black Experience” Comment!

Once again Herman Cain puts his foot in his mouth as the Republican Party puppet! Where will it ever end? ...

Once again Herman Cain puts his foot in his mouth as the Republican Party puppet! Where will it ever end? ...

October 17, 2011
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The Funny Pages – American Media Propaganda 101:

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|Date: October 09, 2011
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The Funny Pages – American Media Propaganda 101:

Things are not always what them seem! ...

Things are not always what them seem! ...

October 09, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Conrad Murray: Confessions Of A Wanna-Be Pimp!

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|Date: October 06, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Conrad Murray: Confessions Of A Wanna-Be Pimp!

He should have been studying on how to perform CPR (Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation) because after all, he ...

He should have been studying on how to perform CPR (Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation) because after all, he is "supposed" to be a doctor right? Well what doctor do YOU know that has to ask a security gu ...

October 06, 2011
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The Funny Pages – New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s Big Announcement!

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|Date: October 01, 2011
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The Funny Pages – New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s Big Announcement!

I did this comical piece while watching the interview of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie during the Pi ...

I did this comical piece while watching the interview of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie during the Piers Morgan show on CNN. Out of all of the politicians that I ever observed, I really get the fe ...

October 01, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Herman Cain’s Confessions Of A Token Negro!

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|Date: September 29, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Herman Cain’s Confessions Of A Token Negro!

This is going to be one very interesting race for the Presidency of the United States this go roun ...

This is going to be one very interesting race for the Presidency of the United States this go round! If you thought the outlandish comments that were made by the candidates and fanned by the me ...

September 29, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Farrakhan Responds To Obama’s Remarks!

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|Date: September 26, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Farrakhan Responds To Obama’s Remarks!

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September 26, 2011
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The Funny Pages – The Arrogance Of A Killer!

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|Date: September 21, 2011
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The Funny Pages – The Arrogance Of A Killer!

By the time you have read this, Troy Davis would have been executed in Georgia in a case for a murder whe ...

By the time you have read this, Troy Davis would have been executed in Georgia in a case for a murder where there is plenty of reasonable doubt. The worst case scenario as far as I am concerned is to ...

September 21, 2011
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The Funny Pages – A Destitute Rep. John Fleming Speaks!

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|Date: September 20, 2011
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The Funny Pages – A Destitute Rep. John Fleming Speaks!

John Fleming couldn't have picked a better time to admit that after revealing the fact that after his com ...

John Fleming couldn't have picked a better time to admit that after revealing the fact that after his company earned 6.3 million dollars, he had ONLY 400,000 dollars left over on which to live on afte ...

September 20, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Native American Karma

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|Date: September 16, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Native American Karma

When I watch the evening news and hear of the hijacked Tea Party scream out how they want their country b ...

When I watch the evening news and hear of the hijacked Tea Party scream out how they want their country back I can't help but wonder where did get the nerve to even think that this country was theirs ...

September 16, 2011
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Angela Davis paid homage with Prada t-shirt, but it comes with a Prada pricetag April 25, 2018
If you’re looking to buy the Angela Davis Prada t-shirt, start saving now. The post Angela Davis paid homage with Prada t-shirt, but it comes with a Prada pricetag appeared first on theGrio.
Jay Scott Smith
MSNBC’s Joy-Ann Reid says horrible homophobic commentary on her blog is from hackers, not her April 25, 2018
MSNBC has enlisted help to prove that host Joy-Ann Reid’s blog was hacked and that horrifying homophobic posts that were recently unearthed, did not come from her. The post MSNBC’s Joy-Ann Reid says horrible homophobic commentary on her blog is from hackers, not her appeared first on theGrio.
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Kanye West goes full MAGA as his fantastic voyage into the Sunken Place continues April 25, 2018
It bears repeating that in September 2005, Kanye West famously blurted out “George Bush doesn’t care about Black people” while standing next to a stunned Mike Myers during a post-Hurricane Katrina telethon. One must wonder if that Kanye was genuine or an opportunist. After joining Hot 97’s Ebro and proclaiming his love for President Donald […]
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Little Known Black History Fact: Ohio State University Takeover April 26, 2018
Fifty years ago today, dozens of Black Ohio State University students took over the school’s administration building to demand equality and justice. While the protest didn’t yield the exact results the Black Student Union sought, it helped put into motion changes at the school to meet some of those demands. On April 25, Black Student […]
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Lynching Memorial And Museum Opens To Public In Montgomery April 26, 2018
MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) — The public is getting its first look at a lynching memorial and museum in Montgomery, Alabama. The National Memorial for Peace and Justice, opening Thursday, is dedicated to 4,400 individuals who lost their lives in lynchings and other racial killings between 1877 and 1950. Their names are engraved on 800 steel […]
By BETH J. HARPAZ, AP Travel Editor
Waffle House Victims Remembered As Store Reopens April 26, 2018
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Employees at a Waffle House where four people were killed in a weekend shooting rampage wore orange ribbons, hugged each other and wept as the restaurant re-opened. And a steady stream of customers came in to the Nashville restaurant Wednesday to show support. The parents of Joe Perez, a 20-year-old victim […]
By SHEILA BURKE, The Associated Press