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JESSE JACKSON, FUNKYD*CK, JUNK FOOD & SOME MUCH NEEDED HUMOR! – The LanceScurv Show

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|Date: October 23, 2018
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JESSE JACKSON, FUNKYD*CK, JUNK FOOD & SOME MUCH NEEDED HUMOR! – The LanceScurv Show

Today we broke out in a very comedic rapid fire manner to share our free flowing thoughts on a multitude ...

Today we broke out in a very comedic rapid fire manner to share our free flowing thoughts on a multitude of issues that are simply too much to list. Mrs. Scurv will have you cracking up with here come ...

October 23, 2018
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R.I.P. Craigslist Personals: The Freaks Will Still Find Each Other Regardless! – The LanceScurv Show

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|Date: March 29, 2018
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R.I.P. Craigslist Personals: The Freaks Will Still Find Each Other Regardless! – The LanceScurv Show

LanceScurv speaks on the old Craigslist Personals section that has been removed from the website due to c ...

LanceScurv speaks on the old Craigslist Personals section that has been removed from the website due to concerns over helping to facilitate Sex Trafficking and other indiscretions that may be in the g ...

March 29, 2018
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CARLOS-134 Speaks On Life, Relationships & Tales Of INCARCERATION! – The LanceScurv Show

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|Date: March 12, 2018
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CARLOS-134 Speaks On Life, Relationships & Tales Of INCARCERATION! – The LanceScurv Show

Carlos is back with a vengeance in yet another gritty, raw, real, grimy and uncensored conversation that ...

Carlos is back with a vengeance in yet another gritty, raw, real, grimy and uncensored conversation that touches on so many areas of life but ends up showing his comedic mind numbing gut busting brill ...

March 12, 2018
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Big Spence Roasts LanceScurv! – The LanceScurv Show

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|Date: June 23, 2017
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Big Spence Roasts LanceScurv! – The LanceScurv Show

Big Spence roasts LanceScurv with a rapid fire succession of jokes as only the big funny man can! This on ...

Big Spence roasts LanceScurv with a rapid fire succession of jokes as only the big funny man can! This one will have you on you back rolling with laughter! ...

June 23, 2017
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LanceScurv TV – Big Spence Holloway: The Funniest Bus Driver In America!

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|Date: November 05, 2012
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LanceScurv TV – Big Spence Holloway: The Funniest Bus Driver In America!

If this man doesn't crack you up then you are definitely not amongst the living! You see, while much has ...

If this man doesn't crack you up then you are definitely not amongst the living! You see, while much has been made of the Bus Driver who stepped out of line by punching out a passenger, we utilize the ...

November 05, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Will Smith Confesses Why He Slapped The Kissing Reporter!

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|Date: May 24, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Will Smith Confesses Why He Slapped The Kissing Reporter!

You've probably heard by now about the reporter in Moscow that actor Will Smith slapped for attempting to ...

You've probably heard by now about the reporter in Moscow that actor Will Smith slapped for attempting to kiss him on the mouth. While the press made a big deal about it, in my honest opinion the enti ...

May 24, 2012
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The Funny Pages – The First Gay President?

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|Date: May 16, 2012
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The Funny Pages – The First Gay President?

What SOME people won't do for ratings! What SOME people won't say when they have absolutely NOTHING to sa ...

What SOME people won't do for ratings! What SOME people won't say when they have absolutely NOTHING to say about the real issues that affect the masses. Get ready for the ride people, it's campaign ti ...

May 16, 2012
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The Funny Pages – President Obama Advises Secret Service Agents On Their Recent Sex Scandal

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|Date: April 23, 2012
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The Funny Pages – President Obama Advises Secret Service Agents On Their Recent Sex Scandal

Now wouldn't THIS be funny if President Obama was to really tell his Secret Service something like this? ...

Now wouldn't THIS be funny if President Obama was to really tell his Secret Service something like this? It's kind of scary when you think about it, here are men who are supposed to be trained, focuse ...

April 23, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Morgan Freeman, Incest At Its BEST!

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|Date: January 31, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Morgan Freeman, Incest At Its BEST!

What happened Morgan? You went to drop your step daughter off to the Day Care Center and thought you were ...

What happened Morgan? You went to drop your step daughter off to the Day Care Center and thought you were in the nightclub with all of those young nubile chicks that were learning the ABC's! Come on m ...

January 31, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Gingrich Chokes His Newt!

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|Date: January 23, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Gingrich Chokes His Newt!

Newt Gingrich, whether you like him or not, is a man of many talents. Mastery of his sexual appetites is ...

Newt Gingrich, whether you like him or not, is a man of many talents. Mastery of his sexual appetites is not one of them,and even if he WERE to remotely have a shot at winning the Presidency of the Un ...

January 23, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Happy Birthday Martin?

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|Date: January 15, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Happy Birthday Martin?

What might Dr. Martin Luther King say if he could return to life and see the condition of Black people to ...

What might Dr. Martin Luther King say if he could return to life and see the condition of Black people today? ...

January 15, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Is New Destiny’s Paula White Fit To Lead The Flock?

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|Date: January 08, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Is New Destiny’s Paula White Fit To Lead The Flock?

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January 08, 2012
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The Funny Pages – Penn State’s Jerry Sandusky: “Membership Has It’s Privileges!”

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|Date: November 18, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Penn State’s Jerry Sandusky: “Membership Has It’s Privileges!”

Is former Penn State University Assistant Head Coach Jerry Sandusky really above the law? We shall all so ...

Is former Penn State University Assistant Head Coach Jerry Sandusky really above the law? We shall all soon find out! ...

November 18, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Joe Paterno’s Locker Room Blowjob Confession!

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|Date: November 10, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Joe Paterno’s Locker Room Blowjob Confession!

Sometimes as human beings we have a way of spilling the truth long before what is hidden deep inside of u ...

Sometimes as human beings we have a way of spilling the truth long before what is hidden deep inside of us from the world comes to light for all of the world to see. After watching the madness transpi ...

November 10, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Rush Limbaugh’s Herman Cain Confession!

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|Date: November 03, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Rush Limbaugh’s Herman Cain Confession!

A very interesting situation indeed! American politics at its best! Who needs wrestling or cable televisi ...

A very interesting situation indeed! American politics at its best! Who needs wrestling or cable television when you can get just as much of a RUSH from good old Washington D.C.....? ...

November 03, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Why Do Turkeys Love Bank Of America?

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|Date: October 30, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Why Do Turkeys Love Bank Of America?

These criminals got bailed out by the government yet working people with a good credit standing find it d ...

These criminals got bailed out by the government yet working people with a good credit standing find it difficult to even get a loan! Have we forgotten that that's OUR money that they have to make a p ...

October 30, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Is Tyler Perry Now Producing Porn Flicks?

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|Date: October 25, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Is Tyler Perry Now Producing Porn Flicks?

With all of the truly talented actresses out here who have sacrificed to learn their craft and put years ...

With all of the truly talented actresses out here who have sacrificed to learn their craft and put years in a game that is not always guaranteed to pay off, you chose Kim Kardashian who is known for W ...

October 25, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Bernard Hopkins Rude Awakening!

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|Date: October 18, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Bernard Hopkins Rude Awakening!

Whatever happened to those good old days when you would get those great championship boxing matches on te ...

Whatever happened to those good old days when you would get those great championship boxing matches on television for free? Dang! I'm not blaming Bernard Hopkins but that damn referee Pat Russell need ...

October 18, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Herman Cain Gets A Response From Michelle Obama On His “Black Experience” Comment!

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|Date: October 17, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Herman Cain Gets A Response From Michelle Obama On His “Black Experience” Comment!

Once again Herman Cain puts his foot in his mouth as the Republican Party puppet! Where will it ever end? ...

Once again Herman Cain puts his foot in his mouth as the Republican Party puppet! Where will it ever end? ...

October 17, 2011
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The Funny Pages – American Media Propaganda 101:

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|Date: October 09, 2011
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The Funny Pages – American Media Propaganda 101:

Things are not always what them seem! ...

Things are not always what them seem! ...

October 09, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Conrad Murray: Confessions Of A Wanna-Be Pimp!

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|Date: October 06, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Conrad Murray: Confessions Of A Wanna-Be Pimp!

He should have been studying on how to perform CPR (Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation) because after all, he ...

He should have been studying on how to perform CPR (Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation) because after all, he is "supposed" to be a doctor right? Well what doctor do YOU know that has to ask a security gu ...

October 06, 2011
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The Funny Pages – New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s Big Announcement!

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|Date: October 01, 2011
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The Funny Pages – New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s Big Announcement!

I did this comical piece while watching the interview of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie during the Pi ...

I did this comical piece while watching the interview of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie during the Piers Morgan show on CNN. Out of all of the politicians that I ever observed, I really get the fe ...

October 01, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Herman Cain’s Confessions Of A Token Negro!

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|Date: September 29, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Herman Cain’s Confessions Of A Token Negro!

This is going to be one very interesting race for the Presidency of the United States this go roun ...

This is going to be one very interesting race for the Presidency of the United States this go round! If you thought the outlandish comments that were made by the candidates and fanned by the me ...

September 29, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Farrakhan Responds To Obama’s Remarks!

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|Date: September 26, 2011
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The Funny Pages – Farrakhan Responds To Obama’s Remarks!

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September 26, 2011
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The Funny Pages – The Arrogance Of A Killer!

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|Date: September 21, 2011
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The Funny Pages – The Arrogance Of A Killer!

By the time you have read this, Troy Davis would have been executed in Georgia in a case for a murder whe ...

By the time you have read this, Troy Davis would have been executed in Georgia in a case for a murder where there is plenty of reasonable doubt. The worst case scenario as far as I am concerned is to ...

September 21, 2011
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The Funny Pages – A Destitute Rep. John Fleming Speaks!

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|Date: September 20, 2011
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The Funny Pages – A Destitute Rep. John Fleming Speaks!

John Fleming couldn't have picked a better time to admit that after revealing the fact that after his com ...

John Fleming couldn't have picked a better time to admit that after revealing the fact that after his company earned 6.3 million dollars, he had ONLY 400,000 dollars left over on which to live on afte ...

September 20, 2011
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Yo-Yo claims R. Kelly’s crew slipped her daughter his number, ‘There really is a problem’ January 21, 2019
Ice Cube tried to warn ya’ll. Don’t mess with Yo-Yo. The rap legend claims that someone affiliated with R. Kelly dropped his digits to her daughter when she brought her daughter to his recording studio. Yo-Yo was in Atlanta Saturday night for the Trumpet Awards at The Cobb Energy Performing Arts Center when she was asked her thoughts on […]
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Prince’s estate reaches deal with New Jersey company over Web domain January 21, 2019
Prince’s estate is said to have reached a deal to settle the matter over Prince.com, which should allow them to finally take ownership of the website. On January 11, court documents were filed by the estate informing the court they had reached an agreement in the battle over the Web domain. The estate says the […]
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Lionel Richie’s son, Miles, detained in London’s Heathrow Airport for alleged bomb threat January 21, 2019
Miles Brockman Richie, son of music icon Lionel Richie, was cautioned and detained by police at London’s Heathrow Airport after he became irate when he learned he could not get on a flight and claimed he had a bomb in his bag and allegedly got into an altercation with officials. According to TMZ, Richie allegedly became enraged when he […]
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Charleston police arrest a local pastor for strangling pregnant woman at his church January 21, 2019
Charleston police have arrested a 35-year-old pastor after he allegedly strangled a pregnant woman causing her to fall and hit her head at a downtown church. Rashan Lamar Wilson was charged with domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature. He was given a $20,000 surety bond, issued a no-contact order for the victim and […]
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Da Brat says she still supports her friend, R. Kelly and questions responsibility of alleged victims’ parents January 21, 2019
Da Brat let it be known that she still supports her friend, R. Kelly, and won’t be muting him anytime soon. She also questioned where the alleged victims’ parents were at and the role they played, and according to TMZ, she said she wanted to ask them one simple question: “do ya keep track of your kids?” TMZ interviewed Brat […]
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Waka Flocka and Tammy Rivera celebrate 5-year anniversary with vow renewal in Mexico January 21, 2019
If they made it to five years, Waka Flocka and Tammy Rivera had promised they would renew their vows and have an extravagant beach wedding ceremony. Well, they did, and they did. On Saturday, the pair renewed their vows in Mexico, five years after they legally married without a ceremony in 2014, according to PEOPLE magazine. “Today my dream has […]
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7 of MLK’s Most Radical Quotes | More Than “I Have a Dream” January 21, 2019
Civil rights activist, Dr. Martin Luther King, has moved many with his words. From his ‘I have a Dream’ speech in 1963 to his final speech, ‘ I’ve been to the Mountaintop’ in 1968, Dr. King always used his voice to speak on the injustice in the Black community and the importance of equality for […]
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Ja Rule fights back against Fyre Festival documentaries January 21, 2019
Ja Rule is fighting back against claims that he is at least complicit in the disastrous Fyre Festival, in which attendees expected to sleep in luxurious villas on a secluded island in the Bahamas, dine on scrumptious food and enjoy concerts put on by major music artists. Instead, they were reportedly stranded, given cheese sandwiches to eat […]
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California Sen. Kamala Harris announces she will seek the presidency in 2020 January 21, 2019
Senator Kamala Harris (D-Calif) announced her candidacy for president this morning on ABC’s Good Morning America, saying she chose the day that America honors the life of the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., to announce because of all that the Civil Rights leader has meant to her family and our nation. “I love my […]
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New documentary sheds light on the Harlem community that saved the life of Dr. Martin Luther King January 21, 2019
Executive producer of the new doc “When Harlem Saved a King,” talks about why the world needs to know this story about the woman who plotted MLK's first assassination attempt in Harlem. The post New documentary sheds light on the Harlem community that saved the life of Dr. Martin Luther King appeared first on theGrio.
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