You would think Kamala Harris would at least come up with something halfway respectable in her sinking attempt to sway Black men after publicly admitting she’s not doing a damn thing for us. Instead, she tries to slap together this “opportunity agenda for Black men,” which is about as effective as putting a Band-Aid on the Titanic after it hits the iceberg.
Let’s break it down, shall we?
1. “Provide 1 million loans that are fully forgivable up to $20,000 for Black entrepreneurs and others to start a business.”
Now, I don’t know who advised Kamala that $20,000 is going to save Black men’s businesses, but someone needs to tell her this isn’t 1985. What exactly is $20K supposed to cover? Rent? Equipment? Employees? Let’s be real—unless I’m selling lemonade or hot dogs on the corner, $20K won’t even get me through the door, much less start a real business. And “others”? Who exactly are these “others,” Kamala? More illegal immigrants that you’re so fond of waving through the border like it’s a free amusement park day?
Black men have been ignored for decades, and now all of a sudden, you want to toss us $20K while you give billions to everyone else? Sorry, Kamala, but that’s like tossing crumbs to a starving man and patting yourself on the back.
2. “Support education training and mentorship programs that lead to good-paying jobs for Black men, including pathways to becoming teachers.”
Oh, great! More vague promises! You really thought this one through, didn’t you? “Good-paying jobs,” Kamala? Where? Doing what? And by the way, when was the last time you gave a damn about Black men in education? You’ve done more to lock Black men up than set them free, so forgive me if I’m not rushing to sign up for this non-existent mentorship program you speak of. Teachers? Really? You know how teachers are treated in this country, right? Overworked and underpaid—just the career path every Black man dreams of.
3. “Protect cryptocurrency investments so Black men who make them know their money is safe.”
Because obviously, every struggling Black man in America has a crypto portfolio, right? Look, Kamala, most of the brothers I know are trying to figure out how to keep food on the table, not how to protect their Bitcoin. How out of touch can you be? This is like bringing a pedicure kit to someone with a broken leg. Cryptocurrency is not the issue for the masses of Black men, but it’s convenient to make it sound like you care, right? Nice try, but we see through you.
4. “Launch a national health initiative focused on the illnesses that disproportionately impact Black men.”
Let me guess—this is code for “experimental vaccines,” right? Oh yeah, sign me up to be a guinea pig for your next big pharma deal. Black men have been mistreated by the healthcare system for centuries, and now you want to parade this “health initiative” as if it’s some benevolent act? No thanks, Kamala. You’ve already proven you don’t care about Black lives, unless it’s to fill prisons or run your political game.
5. “Legalize recreational marijuana and create opportunities for Black Americans to succeed in this new industry.”
The audacity! So, after locking up countless Black men for marijuana offenses, now you want to legalize it and create “opportunities” for us? How about freeing the brothers still locked up for minor weed charges before you talk about making this a business opportunity? Once again, it’s too little, too late, Kamala. We know this is just another attempt to save face while the system keeps exploiting Black men.
Barack Obama’s Role in This Farce
Oh, and let’s not forget Barack Obama’s desperate attempt to swoop in and save Kamala’s sinking ship. He thought lecturing Black men about not voting for women was going to guilt us into supporting her? Barack, we’re not falling for it this time. You ignored us for eight years, gave your loyalty to every group but us, and now you expect us to blindly follow Kamala? Nice try. Your attempt at damage control only made things worse.
Closing Remarks on Kamala’s Legacy of Disappointment
Kamala Harris has spent her career locking up Black men, dodging questions about her true heritage, and pandering to every other group under the sun except us. Now that her campaign is falling apart, she wants to throw us a few vague promises and expect us to jump on board. Sorry, Kamala, we’re not buying it. Please disappear back under the rock from where you came from and enjoy the new low standard of what a politician shouldn’t be while we meme you until you live out your days in shame as a certified grade A liar that you’ve showed us that you are!
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