Lance Scurv’s Wonderful Night In A Barroom Brawl!

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Just when you may think that you are just TOO old for certain particular scenarios, those very situations are brought right to you and placed at your feet! The ironic part about it is that as soon as you feel that it could never happen, it does. Life can be so very unpredictable and fate can play a trick on you with its spontaneity so you always have to be on point.
On this lovely evening America’s Most Outspoken Artist, yours truly, was working at one of many jobs (I wear MANY hats!) at a club located in the tourist district right here in Orlando Florida.

My boss at this particular employ, Lee, is a long time close friend of mine and he was present to oversee that the event that we were providing security for ran smoothly.

Lee and I also celebrated 10 years of intense friendship as we met this time in May of 2001 after I first relocated from New York City and was looking for a job as I found my way knowing no one at the time in the “City Beautiful.”

Well, as always, after the event was coming to a close, there were a few drunk guys who couldn’t understand that it was time to leave. The combination of alcohol, huge egos and an audience full of miniskirts 10 inches too short will always do the trick to make men “act a fool!” LOL!

Now how is it that I found myself in the epicenter of this testosteronized explosion of negative energy? Life comes at you fast my friend and you must ALWAYS be prepared!

After sitting at home nursing a busted left knee and swollen left ankle I realized that am not in the shape that I used to be in, but at 48 years old, the main culprit who was locked in struggle with me is in much worse shape even though he spotted me by about 50 pounds in weight, was taller and had to be half my age!

While I couldn’t hold the camera while we got down and dirty (You all really missed it! LOL!) , take my word for it, it was not I who left the premises with a split head spewing blood all over the place! I need not say anymore! LOL!

But violence is NOT the answer but he left me no other options. I would much rather be home writing or drawing than to be in a senseless struggle with a few strangers who will wake up in the morning and not have a clue as to why they are all busted up! Who needs it? Like Michael Jackson said, “I’m a lover NOT a fighter!”

But unlike our well missed Brother Michael, if pushed physically, I WILL get all up in that ass if I have to!” Enjoy this piece and know that as I attempt to hold down more jobs than the total population of a small city…….I work HARD for the money!

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  • JoChurchman

    LOL…… FINALLY…. A MAN WHO CAN MULTITASK…. LOL LOL….

    SEEMS TO ME HERE THAT YOU BOTH BOUNCE OFF EACH OTHER AND ARE AFFECTED BY THE SOUL OF ONE ANOTHER,,, COS AS U BOTH KNO… THAT CAN HAPPEN…. IT HAPPENS TO ME ALSO…. THERE IS A BUS DRIVER HERE.. AND I USE THE BUS AS I HAVR NOT LEARNED TO DRIVE (SHOCK HORROR.. 39 IN AUGUST N I CANT DRIVE LOL). WELL AFTER GETTIN ON THIS GUYS BUS SEVERAL TIMES HE FINALLY SAID TO ME THIS PARTICULAR DAY,,,, "JO.. EVERYTIME YOU GET ON MY BUS.. A SUDDEN CALM COMES OVER ME AND I JUST CANNOT EXPLAIN IT" SUCH A NICE THING TO SAY… AND NICE TO KNO THAT SOMEONE CAN "FEEL" YOUR ESSENCE…

    I LOVE LIFE…..

    PEACE TO YOU BOTH….

    U BOTH GOT THE CHEEKY KINDA LOOK GOIN ON.. MISCHIEF IS ALL I CAN SAY LOL….

  • @ Lee

    The reason why I could even BE so cool is because it was YOU by MY side! This is not flattery – THIS IS FACT! I have witnessed you hold the entire property down and multitask even when there are times when you've had multiple situations and were terribly short staffed! This is something that I know!

    You have mastered such a huge mall with multiple entrances and attractions as well as constantly being bombarded with the unexpected spirits and mindsets in the multitudes. Never a dull moment to say the least.

    You most definitely must possess the people skills as well as the ability to discern what is coming at you in such a small window of opportunity and I can attest and swear that Lee is gifted over and above what 99% of the population has in those departments!

    And at the end of the day if his immense people skills are ignored then his deadly roundhouse kick will swiftly convince ANYONE that he definitely means what he says!

    …….and when you have someone like THAT by your side, you have all the reasons in the world to be so cool! LOL!

    …….It was so much fun!

  • Lee

    @ jochurchman hello i was just glad it was Lance at myside in a fight. Lance is cool and calm even when entaggled with another mans rage. I think we both went home feeling our age that night, i know i was feeling it.

  • Exetta

    Ya know sweety you just need a good cardio workout LMBO. By the way you got to many jobs. I think thats what the Lord is saying to you lol. Lovers belong home in the bed. 🙂 Im just glad your ok or Florida would have seen that bottom "B"

  • JoChurchman

    WELL DARNIT.. SORRY THAT UR ANKLE AND KNEE ARE BUSTED UP.. YA KNOW… THIS "KINDA" GOES BACK TO THE BLOG U WROTE BOUT THE "WORKING LADY" ON UR BUS DOESNT IT.. WHERE THE GUY LOST HIS PANTS "AND" HIS RIDE HOME.. LOL.. IM STILL CHUCKLIN BOUT THAT BTW.. TESTOSTERONE HUH.. HOW MANY MEN LET THEIR "LOWER" HEADS RULE THEIR LIFE… JUST NOT WORTH IT.. GUYS.. FIND YA SELF A GOOD WOMAN AND SETTLE DOWN.. NO NEED TO FIGHT AT ALL.. VIOLENCE IS SURELY NOT THE ANSWER… VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER… I BELIEVE.. IF ALCOHOL WAS NOT OMNIPRESENT HERE. THERE WUD HAVE BEEN A WAY TO TALK TO THESE PEOPLE.. TO GET A BETTER POINT ACROSS…

    LANCE.. WELL DONE FOR HOLDIN UR OWN THO MAN!!! LOL… AND ITS NICE TO SEE UR FRIEND LEE.. HI LEE!!!….

    AMAZING HUH.. THE SIDE OF LIFE WE SEE FROM ALCOHOL…. OH AND TESTOSTERONE.. DRAMA… DRAMA.. DRAMA LOL…

    BE SAFE PEEPS…

    (STILL CHUCKLIN AT THE GUY LOSIN HIS PANTS…. IS THAT WRONG… MAYBE,. BUT FUNNY) LOL….

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