Niecy Nash: “Stomach Full, Penis Empty: A Woman’s Guide To A Happy Marriage” – The LanceScurv Show

Niecy Nash brought up some interesting points about what she thought it took to keep a marriage going and a husband happy in her recent interview with Playboy Magazine.

In case you don’t know who she is, she’s the former host of Clean House and starred in Reno 911.

Her statements were made in her book “It’s Hard To Fight Naked” but she said that she originally wanted to name the book “Stomach Full, Penis Empty: A Woman’s Guide To A Happy Marriage”

Niecy Nash- Happy Marriage

To quote Ms. Nash directly: “A BJ a day keeps the divorce attorney away, and I say that because I feel like men are profoundly simplistic… We are really more complicated than they are, and I think that women are more generous with oral sex because we nurture by nature.”

When I read this I truly understood what she was getting at but at the same time I felt totally disrespected as a man.

Now I do understand that a blowjob and a good meal are two powerful amenities that can be enjoyed in a good marriage but if that was all it took to keep a man happy then why are the divorce courts so full with unhappy men?

I believe that there is so much more to a good marriage than that and the comments made by Niecy Nash basically tell me that she has been dealing with men who are slightly above in their needs than a caveman.

This is why I feel so many men are in trouble in their relationships right now because what caught their eye was the promise of great sex, unlimited booty and mind blowing oral skills!

Most women can catch a man real quick with a well lubed arsenal of ever willing orifices but how many can KEEP that same man when yet another woman makes the same offer in a packaging that appeals to him more than the one you caught him with?

Squirrel Blowjob - Happy Marriage
In other words, if oral sex – or whatever freakish fetish – is what you caught him with, then don’t expect to keep him for too long because it’s just a matter of time before he strays whether you know it or not!

I know countless women who are absolutely drop dead gorgeous who are willing to service their man in any way he desires yet are home alone wondering what happened as to why they can’t find anyone who is interested in them.

This is a universal dilemma and it seems to be getting worse with every passing year.

So goes the power of a blowjob!

So for the women who feel that a blowjob and a meal is all it takes to keep a man, understand that most of these men simply don’t care WHERE the blowjob is coming from depending on their level of covert decadence!

What do I mean?

Well, there are countless men out here who are discreetly receiving their oral honors from OTHER MEN!

And these men will never even feel as though they’re doing something wrong behind their wives back because it wasn’t done with another woman!

Niecy Nash - Blowjob Happy Marriage

Heck! If some of these guys could get a blowjob from a dog they will and I’m sure some have tried! LOL!

The street value of a blowjob nowadays is dirt cheap and it will truly take a whole lot more to keep a man happy as well as possessing the realization that a real man not only demands more, but has so much more to offer to the pot in this thing called relationship.

But all in all the debate will rage on as to how powerful a bound that all things sexual are in the confines of a relationship.

Does it make a difference or not?

I’d love to hear your views on this.

Peace, Righteous Love & Revolution Always,

Your Uninhibited Brother,



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