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HIV Positive Drug Addicted Womanizing Alabama Pastor Wants His Job Back! – The LanceScurv Show
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|Date: December 02, 2014
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HIV Positive Drug Addicted Womanizing Alabama Pastor Wants His Job Back! – The LanceScurv Show
LanceScurv speaks on the nerve & audacity of disgraced former Pastor Juan McFarland of Alabama for attemp ...
LanceScurv speaks on the nerve & audacity of disgraced former Pastor Juan McFarland of Alabama for attempting to force the church to legally take him back. ...
December 02, 2014
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Alabama’s Shiloh Missionary Baptist Church: A Dysfunctional Congregation Of Certified Fools?
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|Date: October 14, 2014
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Alabama’s Shiloh Missionary Baptist Church: A Dysfunctional Congregation Of Certified Fools?
LanceScurv expresses his shock at the brazen return of Pastor Juan McFarland at the Shiloh Missionary Bap ...
LanceScurv expresses his shock at the brazen return of Pastor Juan McFarland at the Shiloh Missionary Baptist Church to preach after being voted out as pastor! ...
October 14, 2014
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Dual Citizenship And The Glorious Dream Of Going Back To Where They Took Us From!
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|Date: March 02, 2014
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Dual Citizenship And The Glorious Dream Of Going Back To Where They Took Us From!
"Go back to where you came from you damn Savage!" is what I used to hear almost daily in time form or ano ...
"Go back to where you came from you damn Savage!" is what I used to hear almost daily in time form or another from my white classmates while attending P.S. 121Q elementary school while growing up in R ...
March 02, 2014
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Lonely, Broke & Waiting On The Lord: Is The Church The Only Place To Find A Good Man?
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|Date: January 22, 2014
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Lonely, Broke & Waiting On The Lord: Is The Church The Only Place To Find A Good Man?
I already know so many of you opened up this article to see if I've gone just too far because of the mann ...
I already know so many of you opened up this article to see if I've gone just too far because of the manner in which it is titled. Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. Read it in its entirety and then you tel ...
January 22, 2014
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The Evil Riches Of This World Are Not Enough To Purchase God’s Salvation!
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|Date: October 12, 2013
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The Evil Riches Of This World Are Not Enough To Purchase God’s Salvation!
Gods principles are His principles and Gods laws are His laws. No one owns them and everyone must adhere ...
Gods principles are His principles and Gods laws are His laws. No one owns them and everyone must adhere by them and will reap the benefits of pay the price for obeying them or disobeying them. This i ...
October 12, 2013
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Black Jesus/White Jesus: Does It Really Matter? – The LanceScurv Show
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|Date: July 27, 2013
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Black Jesus/White Jesus: Does It Really Matter? – The LanceScurv Show
Sunday night (July 28, 2013 @ 10 p.m. EST) we go in on a controversial topic with Pastor Damon Richardson ...
Sunday night (July 28, 2013 @ 10 p.m. EST) we go in on a controversial topic with Pastor Damon Richardson that most men and women of God who are in an educated position to speak on usually dare not tr ...
July 27, 2013
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Why Get Angry At A Twerking In Church Video When Booty Meat Has Long Been A Staple On The Church House Menu?
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|Date: March 30, 2013
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Why Get Angry At A Twerking In Church Video When Booty Meat Has Long Been A Staple On The Church House Menu?
Twerking in church? Why should any of us really be surprised? Especially if we look at what the church ha ...
Twerking in church? Why should any of us really be surprised? Especially if we look at what the church has become in recent years but if the truth be told the decay of respect for all things church an ...
March 30, 2013
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The LanceScurv Show – Madamwhipass Speaks # 4: The Religious Pimp Preacher Crime Cartels!
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|Date: May 25, 2012
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The LanceScurv Show – Madamwhipass Speaks # 4: The Religious Pimp Preacher Crime Cartels!
Once again the illustrious Madamwhipass shoots from the hip with yours truly Lance Scurv and cracks her w ...
Once again the illustrious Madamwhipass shoots from the hip with yours truly Lance Scurv and cracks her whip to expose the unacceptable behaviors of those in the trusted position of leadership who tak ...
May 25, 2012
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Hardcore Obedience Is The Only Road To Salvation!
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|Date: May 22, 2012
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Hardcore Obedience Is The Only Road To Salvation!
God does not change His word for anyone! There ARE no damn hookups on sin because one is chosen for a wor ...
God does not change His word for anyone! There ARE no damn hookups on sin because one is chosen for a work! It don't work that way! Hardcore Obedience Is The Only Road To Salvation! ...
May 22, 2012
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The Non Confrontational Ministry Of Joel Osteen: Dont Worry, Have A Second Helping Of Sin! I Never Said That You Will Go To Hell!
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|Date: October 05, 2011
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The Non Confrontational Ministry Of Joel Osteen: Dont Worry, Have A Second Helping Of Sin! I Never Said That You Will Go To Hell!
While Joel nervously skinned and grinned his way smiling through the interview in an automatic premeditat ...
While Joel nervously skinned and grinned his way smiling through the interview in an automatic premeditated fashion, his wife gave more of an indication to the tensions that were felt as she would jum ...
October 05, 2011
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What Our Pastors & Churches Must DO Now!
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|Date: August 17, 2011
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What Our Pastors & Churches Must DO Now!
The people of the world who seek the word of God to guide their lives and attend regular fellowship with ...
The people of the world who seek the word of God to guide their lives and attend regular fellowship with their Sisters and Brothers in order to achieve a deeper relationship with God are hurting right ...
August 17, 2011
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Madamwipass: “Bishop Eddie Long Is The Devil Himself!” (Part 1 & 2)
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|Date: June 08, 2011
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Madamwipass: “Bishop Eddie Long Is The Devil Himself!” (Part 1 & 2)
Guest speaker and Atlanta's own Madamwipass addresses the Bishop Eddie Long Sex Scandal and speaks her mi ...
Guest speaker and Atlanta's own Madamwipass addresses the Bishop Eddie Long Sex Scandal and speaks her mind telling it like it is in a manner that will surely have the dysfunctional cult members runni ...
June 08, 2011
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