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The Lance Scurv Talk Show (After Show Thoughts) “Why Do Sisters Get Mad When A Black Man Dates A White Woman?”

Last night AND this morning was THE show of ALL shows!

OMG!

Not for nothin’ but maybe I really AM getting old or somethin’ but this Radio Show thing that we do is getting to be more and more of an addiction with each passing week and now I’m getting scared about it!

Scared?

No! Not scared in the stereotypical sense but scared in the same manner that I was after my very first orgasm or the very first time I tasted independence away from the loving protection of being up under my parents roof – I knew life would NEVER be the same.

It’s not about money, ’cause I ain’t makin’ none doing this. It’s not about getting attention, ’cause even though there is an element of branding and promotion I too love to sit back after things get heated and started just like that chef at the five star restaurant who finally gets a chance to catch a break after a busy night and peek in on the satisfied diners who are feverishly devouring his culinary creations as though their lives depended on it.

It’s that kind of feeling for me.

Actually, it’s the human touch that is missing so badly from the general internet experience that has me addicted because with my group of regular co-hosts it is a throw back to the times when just kickin’ it with your peeps was more satisfying as dressing up for a night on the town!

I swear I think about our upcoming Friday nights all during the week just like that adolescent teenager who is looking forward to that date where he prays beyond all measure hoping that this will be the week that he “gets lucky!”

Well, this is my little secret and I walk away after each weekly installment of The LanceScurv Show happily exhausted of all accrued weekly tensions in the same manner that one feels after a good romp in the sack.

Heck! I’m not a smoker but if I was I would have to kick back and smoke a nice one after the session that we had last night!

It was THAT good! Mindgasms? Heck YEAH!

First of all, I am not even going to spill everything that went down last night, if you want to really hear it all you know that the shows are archived and saved so that you can go back and listen to them at your own convenience so when you have the time you NEED to go and do just that! Y’all are NOT babies here and I am pushing/promoting this thing heavily so while I may be able to lead the horse to the water……..well, you know the rest! LOL!

Things jumped off from the very beginning, it was if we all were at our peak condition as track stars in position at the starting line and as soon as I came off of my weekly intro rant it was if a gun shot went off at the starting line…….BANG!

…….and they were OFF!

“Mr. D” – (I don’t know if it’s okay to say his full first name but his words and anecdotes would have brought down the house in ANY comedic venue no matter WHAT the crowd!) Mia – (Who, as her antagonizers have learned – she ain’t havin’ it! Try her if you want to! She will break it DOWN!), Evie – (Always on point and came out swingin’ with some delicious nuggets of truth!), Mr. Solution – (Statistically impregnated and whose water just broke!), Yours Truly (Who ate two meals between laughs during the entire program -secretly farting- as well as utilizing that mute button when nature called), Brother Mark from Orlando – (Who had the funniest background laugh), Brother Huddeen – (A much needed dignified male presence who was full of a wisdom and an eloquence that he so generously shared! Please come back my Brother, we LOVED your words and your spirit!), The Great Joe Neckbone – (While not being able to stay for the entire show, called in and dropped us a few anecdotes that as always, had us craving more of his unique perspective and intellectual brew!) And last but NOT least, Mr. RiPPa! He is the creator & editor-in-chief The Intersection of Madness & Reality, and he took to the discussion like a duck to water and brought so much to the table! Please – please- PLEASE go to his blog and subscribe as well as hitting the Facebook “like” button.

Would you believe that we conference called each other and continued our verbal pow wow into the wee hours and damn near daybreak? YES! This was so damn sweet!

I’m going to tell you, if you missed this, you really missed out! I’m sticking the Talk Show widget right here below this paragraph and I dare you to move the slider up forward anywhere in the middle of the show and you WILL NOT be able to cut it off! No matter WHERE you land it will grab you, sit you down and paralyze you into listening to more. And if you have to get up and really do something else your mind will be on getting that next “hit” of this show. LOL!

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While I have to run right now KNOW that next Friday’s show will be a continuation of this week’s program and I invite everyone to join in and I urge you all to share the link so that others can see what it was that made this show so special!

I really want to thank everyone who participated last night and whose collective energies make The LanceScurv Talk Show what it is every week! Everyone there could host their own show successfully as this team is chock full of dynamic individuals who are exceptional communicators and possess a charisma all their own!

This is why I am so hooked.

See you next Friday!

Get ready for the ride of your life…….

Peace & Righteous Love always,

Your Talkative Brother,

Lance Scurv

 

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