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The LanceScurv Talk Show – Intro For “Do Some Men Give Their Women No Other Choice BUT To Cheat?”

Here is the intro spoken by Yours Truly in the beginning of the show, I hope you’ve all enjoyed the show!…….

Brothers!

You just DON’T know!

You run around here like you are holding things down but you ain’t doing what you got to do at home!

How do I know?

Huh!

When you are out with the fellas shootin’ the shit, I’m down in the cut somewhere romancing your lady and doing all of the things you refuse to do!

Yeah I know, you think you got her whipped ’cause you lay the pipe for those two minutes before you roll over but let me ask you this, when was the last time that you made it all about her?

When was the last time you told HER to lay back after a hard days work and a candle lit bath to kiss and service every sweet drop of delicious nectar out of her while telling her how sweet it tastes while it glistens beautifully all over your face and dripping down your chin?

You watch these freakish movies and want her to keep up with the unreal images that you see on the screen, so why can’t you treat her to the same thing without her having to secretly yearn for it?

See, I also have to say, that it’s not always about how good you can taste the pussy, but that is the icing on the cake when you hold down your end of the responsibilities and be the damn MAN that she thought you would be!

Let me tell you, you have such a treasure at home and don’t even know it and you make it so easy for guys like me to slip right on in and have all of the fun that you are missing out on because number one – you are too busy trying to be a damn player in the streets while leaving your Queen at home frustrated and resentful because of how you don’t even act like you want to be bothered with her anymore!

You see, all your lady really wants is to know that she is the ONLY one in your life and no one else!

She can deal with it when you have to do some overtime at the job or one of your side hustles to bring more money in but damn!

Bring yourself home mind body and soul and make her feel like the Queen that she really is!

But no!

You might still live under the same roof but you both are now strangers that are so far removed from one another and this is where I come in.

I’m that homely guy at the supermarket that she met who didn’t drive as nice a car as you do but knew how to hold the door for her and tell her nicely she was dressed and put together.

I’m that chubby dude who rotated her tires last week at the dealership who took the time to compliment her and make her laugh while remembering her first name from the last time she came in.

I’m that guy with the thick glasses and receding hairline who goes to the Wednesday night church service that you never came to even after she begged you to! But after giving her a ride home those few times when you were too tired to come outside to get her, led her back to my bedroom where I laid hands on her and put HER in the spirit while you slept your night away!

All she wanted was for someone to give her a little time and listen to what she had to say.

That’s all she ever wanted from you but I had to give it to her.

Little did you know.

Little did you know that the smile that you saw on her face this morning wasn’t because of you, but was because of the wonderful time that I gave her while we walked around the park and confessed our dreams, fears and aspirations together!

…….and if you really want to know. YES! She has done some things to me behind closed doors that she has NEVER done to you so keep on playin’ PLAYER!

Huh, but in a way, I can say that you are doing a real good job because if it wasn’t for you, I might not be feeling as good as I am now because one thing is for sure, if you don’t tell you wife that you love her, I damn sure will! Hold on! My phone is ringing, let’s see whose wife it is NOW calling me…….

Here is the anonymous letter sent to me that I was given permission to read on the show…….

Dear Scurv,

I’ve been married to my husband for 3 years. We currently have 1 beautiful baby boy together who is 6 months old. As of lately I’ve been feeling unfulfilled and unsatisfied. My husband and I both work an 8 hour a day job and when I come home I pick up our son and start my motherly and wifely duties. I pick our son up from the sitter and start dinner. While dinner is cooking I’m entertaining our little one until dinner is finished.

My husband comes home about an hour after me (given he comes STRAIGHT home). He’ll kiss me and Jr. and play with him for all of 5 minutes and goes into the bathroom to wash up. By the time he finishes his dinner is waiting for him on the table. We’ll sit and eat together and speak briefly about our day. When we’re finished eating he’ll get up from the table and in front of the television he plops.  Never once volunteering to clear the dishes and wash them. Hell I don’t even get a thank you.

After the dishes are done, I’ll get Jr. ready for bed and put him to sleep. Then it’s shower time for me. By the time I get out of the shower, my husband is stretched out on the bed watching t.v.

I’ll put on a sexy nightgown with some smell goods and cuddle up to him in hopes of some kind of affection. However that is not to happen. No sex….no conversation.

There is the guy I met while eating lunch at a cafe near my job. We see each other everyday at the same time and began talking with each other. In the beginning the conversation was light. As of lately, for the past week I’ve been finding my self drawn to him romantically. Everyday he’ll compliment me on my outfits, hair styles, my eyes. He even pays for my lunch now. When I’m with him I feel wanted, sexy and most importantly like a woman. Although I know I’m a woman when I’m at home I don’t feel that way. I’m only a mother and a wife.

I’ve tried to talk to my husband about my feelings but he’ll brush it off and say it’s because of postpartum depression. WELL DAMN IT I’M NOT DEPRESSED…I’M DEPRIVED.

My question to you is how long am I suppose to feel like this and stay faithful? I don’t want to cheat on my husband but sometimes I feel like if I don’t I’m only cheating myself.

Sincerely yours,

Married and Unfulfilled.

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LANCESCURV IS A SOCIAL MEDIA PROVOCATEUR | ILLUSTRATOR/CARTOONIST | PODCASTER | CULTURE CRITIC | DIGITAL NOMAD WHO FOCUSES ON THE INTRICACIES OF HUMAN NATURE, TRENDING NEWS & THOUGHT-PROVOKING TOPICS OF INTEREST. HE IS NYC BORN & RAISED, WHO HAS PERMANENTLY RELOCATED TO GHANA, NOW A PROUD GHANAIAN CITIZEN. RETIRED AND NOW A FULL TIME CONTENT CREATOR HAPPILY RECLUSIVE AND TUCKED AWAY IN THE SCENIC MOUNTAINS OF WEST AFRICA FAR AWAY FROM THE MADNESS OF AMERIKKKA.

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