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The Newt Gingrich Political Scandal Guarantee!

Would you throw a wolf in a position to look over the sheep?

Would you have a sexual predator babysit your children overnight while you party the night away?

Would you send a crackhead to the bank with YOUR ATM card and pin code and expect him to draw out some money for you and bring it back without any foul play?

Would you allow a man who is known for his womanizing ways to sleep” innocently” in the bed next to your wife because he got thrown out by his wife and had no other place to go while you are out of the country?

Well I hope that you didn’t answer no to any of these questions because if you did I believe you would also vote for Newt Gingrich as he campaigns to become the next President of the United States. And if he were to win I believe it would keep the gossip columns, paparazzi and news tabloids quite busy as the White House would immediately be converted into a Red Light district from the actions of the new Erection In Chief!

The topic earlier came up on a television program debating on the issue of a candidates family life and stability being a factor in them getting elected to office and if they should be scrutinized a bit more intensely and have their past trangressions put under the microscope.

I believe it should!

I also believe that we can change for the better but I DON’T believe Mr. Newt Gingrich is the changed man that he claims to be. I may be wrong but that is just my opinion, what else can I say. We have to go on our gut instincts when we venture into the domain of electing the officials into office and putting our lives completely into their hands for whole entire four years.

I personally wouldn’t want my life in HIS hands because I quite honestly don’t know where his hands have been!

Enjoy and share…….

Lance Scurv

 

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LANCESCURV IS A SOCIAL MEDIA PROVOCATEUR | ILLUSTRATOR/CARTOONIST | PODCASTER | CULTURE CRITIC | DIGITAL NOMAD WHO FOCUSES ON THE INTRICACIES OF HUMAN NATURE, TRENDING NEWS & THOUGHT-PROVOKING TOPICS OF INTEREST. HE IS NYC BORN & RAISED, WHO HAS PERMANENTLY RELOCATED TO GHANA, NOW A PROUD GHANAIAN CITIZEN. RETIRED AND NOW A FULL TIME CONTENT CREATOR HAPPILY RECLUSIVE AND TUCKED AWAY IN THE SCENIC MOUNTAINS OF WEST AFRICA FAR AWAY FROM THE MADNESS OF AMERIKKKA.

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