I CAN’T STAND THEM CHURCH NEGROES!
Who said we don’t speak what’s on our mind on The LanceScurv Show?
While we try our darnedest not to insult anyone at all, there are just those rare times that we KNOW that we are going to step on a person’s toes! But as mannerable as The LanceScurv crew is, we do understand how to utilize proper etiquette to apologize if a toe happens to actually be smashed!
That being said, while this is a regular installment of our LanceScurv Off The Chain Late Night After Party, we wanted to steer the usually free flowing subject matter to touch on an issue that has of late began to surface in many of our recent shows – and what is THAT you might ask?
It’s the subject of Church Negroes!
Now mind you, the word “Negroes” in this particular show topic title is a watered down milder version of the harsher N-word that just may be utilized by our choice callers on this night when things get spirited, but it’s really because of those self proclaimed men and women of God who use the entire covering of religion to get away with the dirt that they look down on in others.
It’s as simple as that!
Now a word to those who may not completely understand the lingo as it is spoken within the Black community. The word Negroes is still used in some backward circles to describe those of us who are Black. It is usually used by those who are just simply outdated and not aware that the word is obsolete as much as a VHS player! Now you know how that goes, you DO still have some 80 year old’s who still keep their VHS players in use even though the rest of the world has moved on and gone with the new digital technology.
A simple explanation?
Negro = VHS Videotape / Black = Digital Technology
Now moving along…….
Let’s talk about the Church Negroes!
Now Church Negroes are the reason why there is confusion in the church. Anyone who has had any negative nasty experience in the church has had a direct dealing with a Church Negro.
Church Negroes thrive on drama and keep it going to feed their insatiable appetite for someone else’s pain, stress and suffering.
Church Negroes are usually the first to greet you intimately and will win you over by doing many good deeds for you as a new member in the flock so that they can get a birds-eye view of the inner most workings of your private life.
You really feel for a time that these undercover Church Negroes are the deliverers of bliss, love, unity and togetherness and leave you feeling after every encounter that your new church is heaven on earth!
But even if you are only in contact with only ONE Church Negro, you will find out in a real bad way that there is an entire network of Church Negroes in that same very sanctuary and while they may be assigned to the private lives of other unsuspecting church members, they in actuality have an unwritten law that states that they will freely share YOUR private information and in the spirit of sport at your expense they actually DO!
Now to make matters even worse, for those churches where there is corruption all the way to the top, your private business is share all the way up to the deacons, bishops and pastors!
So if you happen to be a single woman who has confessed a weakness for men in your loneliest moments, then believe that it is not a coincidence that the lusty deacon that has been trying his best to give you a ride home got tipped off by your designated Church Negro and has you in his erotic cross hairs (And hopefully his pubic hairs!) with the intent on bedding you down in the name of the Lord!
But that’s another story.
Church Negroes are haters who actually dislike any “new blood” entering the church because they prefer to view their chosen church home as a base for their “clicks” and how dare you come and enter a place where they know the entire history from the beginning yet can’t seem to get through to know YOUR business if you are a wizened soldier in the art of Church Negro war!
But as you can see, this subject of Church Negroes can run deep and I really do not want to let the cat out of the bag with this topic because we are going to go there on this night and it will be HOT!
What I do want is for everyone to bring their own private Church Negro experiences to share so we can get the bad feelings out of us in a healthy and safe manner.
Make sure to attend this very unique program that I truly think you will not find anywhere else because here at The LanceScurv Talk Show, we ain’t afraid to talk about a THING!
So after this particular show you will completely understand we many of us scream:
“I CAN’T STAND THEM CHURCH NEGROES!”
…….but maybe you’re thinking that already but were afraid to admit it!
Time: Saturday, November 17, 2012 @ 1 a.m. Eastern Standard Time
Place: The LanceScurv Show <—–Click here at showtime to hear the entire program live on your computer or smartphone!
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